Trader Joe's Korean Bugak Sticky Rice and Seaweed Crisps

Never had bugak before. Apparently, it's pretty popular in Korea. Speaking of Korea, this product is a bona fide South Korean import. $3.29 gets you 1.76 oz of the crispy, crunchy snack in a non-resealable bag.

We lost our minds over the fact the bag wasn't resealable. Fortunately, Trader Joe's Sticky Rice & Seaweed Crisps didn't last long enough to get stale. I really enjoyed them and the beautiful wifey admitted they grew on her by the end of the bag.

The product is sweeter than you might expect. Sticky rice can be sweet, so I'm not sure why we were so surprised about the sweetness. I mean, it's not candy sweet by any means, but it's sweeter than most other seaweed snacks we've tried. See: Trader Joe's Spicy Tempura Seaweed Snack and Trader Joe's Wasabi Roasted Seaweed Snack, among others.

You can also taste sesame seeds, onion powder, and the titular seaweed, though no single flavor dominates. There's a really great umami essence to these snacks. The bag suggests using them as scoops for tuna, so we whipped up some tuna salad and did just that. The pairing was absolutely perfect. You can also add them to rice bowls. Sonia wanted to toss them in soup. And they're perfectly snackable right out of the bag.

As nice as the flavor is, the texture is even better. It's so perfectly crunchable and crisp, yet not hard at all. It's got a very satisfying consistency.

I'd definitely buy it again, and I think Sonia would be on board for a repurchase as well. I'm gonna throw out eight out of ten stars on Trader Joe's Korean Bugak Sticky Rice and Seaweed Crisps with Sesame Seeds and Sea Salt, but I will say that I doubt the average American palate will appreciate this quite as much as I do. If you know you enjoy seaweed, then give it a whirl. The beautiful wifey is down for seven and a half stars.

Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Spicy Spuds

$4.49 gets you 20 oz of frozen taters imported from France. Nothing says French cuisine like spicy potatoes, amirite? At any rate, they're pretty good. Salty, savory, and spicy, they're decent as a standalone side, or you can toss 'em into stuff like taco bowls.

That's what we did. Along with bison, avocado, cheese, and Trader Joe's Corn & Chile Tomato-Less Salsa, these potent potatoes served as the main heat source for our Tex-Mex inspired taco bowls. They're crispy on the outside, fluffy and tender on the inside, and they're perfectly bite-sized.

You can taste the spicy stuff like cayenne pepper and paprika, but it's all balanced out with parmesan cheese, lime, and onion—along with the natural flavor of potato, as well. Like I mentioned above, they're perfectly satisfying on their own. If you're vegetarian or doing Meatless Monday or something like that, these would make a great filling for potato tacos. Just add some greens, cheese, and salsa to tortillas and you'd be in business.

Breakfast hash? Done. Tateriffic nachos? Absolutely. Toss ‘em alongside some scrambled eggs and you've got a hearty breakfast for the whole family. They crisp up beautifully in the oven or air fryer, and unlike some frozen potato situations, they don’t go from golden to sad in a blink.

If I had one nitpick—and you know I always do—it’s that the spice level plays things a bit safe. There’s flavor, no doubt, but heat-seekers might find themselves reaching for a backup plan in the form of hot sauce or chili flakes. Not a dealbreaker by any stretch, just something to note if you were expecting these to melt your face off like a dare gone wrong. Still, for a freezer aisle find, they punch above their weight class and they're the perfect timesaver if you're meal prepping and need some fried potatoes that are already seasoned and ready to go.

In the end, I'll give Trader Joe's Spicy Spuds seven and a half out of ten stars. The beautiful wifey will throw out eight out of ten. We'd both buy this again. May the Fourth be with you and happy Cinco de Mayo!

Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Ink & Thistle 12 Year Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky

Imported from the Scottish Highlands, where some of my ancestors lived many generations ago, this 12 year old single malt Scotch will run you about $35 at Trader Joe's. They also released an 18 year old Scotch by the same name—Ink & Thistle—around the same time this product appeared on shelves, though I'm a bit foggy as to whether they're both supplied by the same distillery. This product was bottled by Hamish Robertson & Co.

Wish I could say I'm familiar with that name. I'm not really a whisky guy when it comes right down to it, but I still like to see what's out there without shelling out too much coin. I feel like eventually I'll find something that's truly transcendent...or at least worthy of a repurchase.

So what does this stuff actually taste like? I’ll do my best impression of someone who owns a Glencairn glass and uses phrases like “peat levels” unironically. It’s pretty approachable overall—some light honey and vanilla vibes, a little caramel, maybe a hint of fruit if you go looking for it. Nothing too aggressive, nothing too weird. It tastes like it’s trying to be a good introduction to Scotch without scaring anyone off.

You also get a bit of that classic Highland thing going on: slightly floral, a touch earthy, and just the faintest suggestion of smoke, like a campfire that already went out and now you’re just smelling someone’s jacket the next day. The finish is smooth enough, a little sweet, maybe a tiny bit of spice, and then it politely exits without making a big scene.

Sonia and I both give Trader Joe's Ink & Thistle 12 Year Single Malt Scotch Whisky seven and a half out of ten. It’s not completely blowing my mind, but it also doesn’t make me regret my life choices. For ~$35, it’s a solid way to dip your toe into Scotch without committing to a whole personality change. Also, I have no idea if it's still available anymore. This bottle'd been sitting in our whisky cellar (read: basement) for some time until this past weekend. Thanks for reading.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Organic Guava Fruit Spread

There are more recipes using this fruit spread on the internet than you can shake a stick at. They're doing everything from cocktails to mocktails to milkshakes, cookies, and cakes using Trader Joe's Guava Spread. Here's what we did with it:

First up, we ate it straight from the jar like savages. It's quite a bit better than I was expecting it to be on its own: very sweet, very tart and tangy. It's smooth and fairly thick—fruity, floral, and exotic.

Next, Sonia made overnight oats with Trader Joe's Organic Guava Fruit Spread and Trader Joe's Organic Chia Seeds, among other things. Jump to 2:21 in our video review to hear the recipe in full, and how she made her culinary magic happen. This puddingy oatmeal was wholesome, hearty, creamy, and surprisingly delicious.

After that, we made a very simple smoothie from a single 6 oz can of Dole pineapple juice, two tablespoons of this guava spread, and a few ice cubes. We blended it until the fruit juice whipped up nicely and the ice cubes turned to slush. That combo was shockingly good. We'll definitely make it again once it gets hot. We're thinking some added rum might turn it into a decent pineapple guava daiquiri.

Finally, we had some sourdough English muffins with a bit of butter and this fruit spread. It's very similar to the vibe you get when you slather a piece of toast with strawberry jam. It's sweet and a bit tart. Yet this selection adds an unexpected tropical twist to the taste. It's good, but then I expected it to be good on toast. Those other experiments were bigger pleasant surprises to me.

We'd absolutely repurchase this product. We'd love to try some shortbread thumbprint cookies or turnovers using Trader Joe's Organic Guava Spread as the filling. I don't think this jar will last us long enough to attempt either of those on this go-around.

Certified organic. Found with the other condiments and spreads. $2.99 for the 10.5 oz jar. This exotic treat is imported from the tropical island nation of...Canada. Don't ask me. Eight and a half stars from the beautiful wifey. I'll throw out eight out of ten on Trader Joe's Guava Spread.

Bottom line: 8.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Meyer Lemon & Cream Yogurt

Trader Joe’s Meyer Lemon & Cream Yogurt sounds like it should taste like sunshine in a cup: bright, creamy, maybe a little indulgent. Instead, it's tart yogurt paired with sour lemon. Sure, there's a good bit of sugar in it, but I didn't feel like it showed up in the flavor profile.

Look, I love lemon. Lemon bars? Elite. Lemon curd? Dangerous. Lemon cake? I'm there. Lemon in snacks and desserts is usually a cheat code for deliciousness. But this yogurt forgets one crucial thing: balance. Yogurt is already tangy. Lemon is aggressively tangy. Put them together without enough sweetness to rein things in, and you’ve got a bit of a tartness overload.

The texture, to be fair, is perfectly fine—creamy, smooth, no weird chalkiness or separation. Structurally sound yogurt. For me, this lands squarely in the “I’ll finish it because I bought it” category, not the “I need six more immediately” tier. Not offensive, just not the lemony dream I was hoping for. It's like it wants to be lemon meringue, but it's simply not sweet enough to be considered a treat. I know, yogurt is supposed to be healthy. But I've had plenty of flavors of yogurt with less added sugar that tasted much better than this offering. Just off the top of my head, Trader Joe's Honey Crisp Apple Cinnamon Greek Yogurt would fall into that class.

Now Sonia, clearly the more optimistic member of this household, came in with a completely different vibe. She liked the lemon and cream combo, saying it struck a nice balance (we may need to recalibrate our taste buds). She did make a strong point: this would probably shine even more as a Greek yogurt, where the natural tartness would actually complement the lemon instead of competing with it.

She also had some genuinely great upgrade ideas: throw in diced walnuts or crushed gluten-free graham crackers and suddenly you’ve got a legit dessert situation. Or use it as a base for chia pudding or overnight oats—honestly, that’s a power move. Yes, it’s lower in protein than Greek yogurt, but that’s fixable with a scoop of protein powder if that's your thing.

If you like your yogurt very lemon-forward and don’t mind a heavy dose of tang, this might be more your speed than it was for me. If you’re expecting a creamy, sweet, lemon-dessert vibe…proceed with caution. $2.99 for four cups. Kosher. Sonia would buy again, while I would not.

Sonia's score: 7.5 out of 10.

Nathan's score: 6 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Sweet Onion Style Pretzel Twists

Apparently, Trader Joe's Sweet Onion Pretzel Twists are a knockoff of a product from a brand called Stellar. Never had the Stellar twists, but I'm anxious to try them now. We snack on Dot's Pretzels from time to time and really enjoy their honey mustard offering in particular.

If there's any one flavor that sounds even more potentially delicious than honey mustard, it's sweet onion. And boy does this product hit the mark. It's sweet, it's oniony, and wouldn't you know it? The bread part of the pretzel is pretty tasty, too—almost buttery to my tongue.

There's just enough crunch to make the twists snacky and satisfying, and the wheaty goodness comes through in the flavor profile, as well. Also, they're not too hard. They crumble in a very pleasant way and there's almost a soft pretzel feel as you chew the product.

What surprised me most here is how balanced everything is. Sweet onion could easily go off the rails—too sugary, too artificial, too “chip dust in a bag.” But this walks a nice line. The sweetness never overpowers, and the onion flavor doesn’t veer into that sharp, lingering bite that sticks with you for hours. It’s mellow, rounded, and honestly kind of addictive in that “just one more handful” way that turns into five.

They also feel fairly versatile for a pretzel snack. You could crush these up and throw them on a salad for some sweet-savory crunch, or pair them with a dip if you’re feeling adventurous. We tried them straight out of the bag and had zero complaints, but I could absolutely see these holding their own on a snack board next to cheeses, cured meats, or even something spicy to contrast the sweetness.

$3.69 for the 12 oz bag. Kosher. We wish it didn't have canola oil, but even still, Sonia and I would both buy this product again. Nine out of ten stars from the beautiful wifey. Eight out of ten stars from me.

Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Black Sesame Mochi

Despite my feeble attempts to avoid reading or hearing others' opinions of certain products before trying them, I'd heard quite a few people stating how amazing Trader Joe's Black Sesame Mochi was before trying it myself. In some cases, that will push me in the direction of a biased positive opinion, not wanting to be the guy who says it's not that great.

In other cases, I'll get my hopes up. I'll expect something delicious to the point that if the product isn't over-the-top amazing, that I'll be disappointed to some degree if it's just okay. It's an "expectations vs reality" type problem.

I think the latter case is what happened here. This product...kinda tastes like dirt to me. It's like cookies and cream without the sweetness and only a fraction of the creaminess. If I were writing an ultra positive review, I suppose I'd be describing the flavor as earthy and nutty—which it is, to be fair. I might point to the product's restraint and subtle flavor as a plus.

Both Sonia and I love sesame. We like sesame seeds on breads and crackers, we like it as a topping for rice bowls and salads, and we enjoy other sesame derivatives like sesame oil and tahini. We're both even fans of crunchy sesame candy. If you're not sure what we're talking about, just do an internet search. There are dozens of brands that sell it now and plenty of recipes if you want to DIY. That candy tastes quite a bit like sesame...and so does this mochi. But I think that candy has a honey sweetness that balances the sesame's nuttiness better than the sugar in this handheld ice cream treat.

That's just me giving my honest opinion. I'm surprised the beautiful wifey agreed with me here. I think it's a flavor that could grow on both of us. It's unique. It's interesting. It's just more unusual to my palate than I was expecting it to be. Probably wouldn't buy Trader Joe's Black Sesame Mochi again, but I'd like to try other brands of black sesame ice cream just to compare. Blood Orange Mochi will still reign supreme in our household for the time being.

Found in the frozen aisle. Kosher. Gluten free. $4.99 for six mochi.

Bottom line: 6 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Patagonian Scallops

Scallops are one of my favorite foods of all time. As a youngster, the family would often head to the local Bonanza Steakhouse at the mall for weekend outings and special occasions. Their fried scallops were a favorite of mine. Since then, I've sampled scallops from fancy restaurants in various cities around the country. The absolute best I can remember came from The Warehouse in Marina del Rey. That scallop was about as big as a baseball and came served in a gourmet butter sauce.

The scallops I'd grown up with at Bonanza, on the other hand, were about the size of golf balls. And these "petite and sweet" little morsels from Trader Joe's are roughly the size of marbles after cooking. They're very tiny on the tongue, but they pack a big flavor.

Imported from the Patagonia region of Argentina, these teeny scallops are quite possibly the second best scallops I've ever sampled. They've got that same rich, buttery flavor that other scallops tend to have, but these are sweeter and more delicate. They're ten bucks for the four serving bag. Bonus: each serving is only 80 calories and flaunts 13 grams of protein.

Sonia did a great job of pan-searing these little guys, with a bit of help from Gordon Ramsay. They were thoroughly thawed, patted dry between two layers of paper towels, and then tossed into butter and oil for 90 seconds on each side. We made sure we had a temp of 145°F+ and they came out lightly crispy on the outside and tender yet slightly firm on the inside.

That first batch had nothing but a bit of butter and it was amazing. The next batch was fried in a butter mixture with garlic and lemon. We also used the garlic and lemon sauce on our radiatore pasta. This was one of the best, most luxurious meals we've ever had from Trader Joe's in our nearly 16 years of reviewing their products.

I'm sure it's quite easy to mess up the timing on the cooking, especially with such small scallops, but the value and flavor are absolutely there in Trader Joe's Patagonian Scallops. We'd both buy these again in a heartbeat. As much as we loved the recently-reviewed Black Cod Sablefish with Miso Marinade, we think this product is even better. The beautiful wifey will give these nine out of ten stars. I'll go with a very rare nine and a half.

Bottom line: 9.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Covered Crunchy Corn Kernels

I mean, we pretty much assumed these would be like chocolate covered Corn Nuts and that's pretty much what they are. If that sounds good to you, you might like 'em. I thought they'd be kinda weird...and they are.

Not the worst thing I've sampled from TJ's, but not the best either. Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Covered Crunchy Corn Kernels are actually imported from Colombia. The resealable bag will run you about four bucks. There's an interesting balance of bitter, sweet, and salty in terms of the flavor.

Texture-wise, the kernels aren't as hard as I thought they might be. They're brittle and crunchy, and they break apart easily enough without shattering violently. Sonia and I both have sensitive teeth and neither of us were bothered by the mouthfeel at all. The chocolate is smooth and there's a fairly generous coating of it on the outside of each morsel.

For us, it's just something that was interesting to try. Don't think we'd buy this product again but it's not like we're returning the bag for a refund either. Sonia and I both agree we'd try a milk chocolate version if they ever offered one. Seven out of ten stars from the beautiful wifey for Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Covered Crunchy Corn Kernels. I'm down for six and a half.

Bottom line: 6.75 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Rice Pudding

Trader Joe’s Rice Pudding is one of those quietly divisive refrigerated desserts that immediately exposes a cultural split you didn’t know was sitting at the family dinner table. Growing up, nobody I knew was exactly racing toward rice pudding with excitement. It was always kind of the sad cafeteria cousin of real dessert—soft, beige, and emotionally ambiguous. Meanwhile, all the Hispanic kids were over there living their best lives with arroz con leche made by somebody's abuelita, and it tasted like pure joy with a dusting of cinnamon.

This version from Trader Joe’s lands firmly in the “white people rice pudding” category, and I say that with love and a spoon in my hand. It’s very vanilla-forward, very sweet, and noticeably missing that warm cinnamon hug that usually turns rice pudding into something transcendent. The rice itself is plentiful, leaning starchy and chewy in a way that makes you feel like you’re eating something substantial rather than just dessert-ish air. It’s not trying to be fancy, and honestly that’s part of its charm. It’s refrigerated, ready-to-eat, and $2.99 for four cups. So...it's uber-practical, if nothing else.

What’s surprising is that the overall flavor is genuinely solid. It’s sweet without being cloying, creamy without being heavy, and weirdly comforting in a lowkey kind of way. Sonia and her mom, who are both very much team tradicional arroz con leche with cinnamon, raisins, and generational confidence, both absolutely love it, which says a lot. I like it too, but I have to admit it becomes significantly better with a generous sprinkle of cinnamon.

In short, Trader Joe’s Rice Pudding isn't trying to reinvent dessert. It’s just quietly existing, doing its job, and showing up consistently for $2.99. I’d absolutely buy it again. It’s an eight out of ten affair for this guy. The beautiful wifey will give it a very enthusiastic eight and a half.

Bottom line: 8.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Wild Alaskan Black Cod Sablefish with Miso Marinade

I like regular cod quite a bit, so why not black cod? Don't think I've ever had that before. Sablefish? I guess that's just another name for the same species. Man, that's one ugly fish.

Fortunately, it tastes way better than it looks. For ten bucks, you get two servings of Alaskan sablefish, complete with a miso marinade. We opted for the "sear and bake" heating method, and our fish turned out great.

The sauce is tangy, salty, and sweet. It blended wonderfully with the flavor of the fish, which is buttery and rich. Never had such flavorful fish without a hint of "fishiness." It's such a clean, neutral flavor—among the highest quality whitefish I've ever had.

Texture-wise, the outer portions of Trader Joe's Black Cod Sablefish were slightly firmer and darker than the inner portions, due to the searing process. The bulk of the fish was soft and delicate. "Buttery" could describe the texture as well as the flavor, honestly. The skin just fell right off the meat, and there were thankfully no bones at all. The dish paired perfectly with rice, although you could also toss it on a salad or serve it with noodles, I suppose.

Our only complaint? For $9.99, there's not nearly enough food to make it a good value. I mean, you get what you pay for, and this is some very delicious fish, but both Sonia and I were pining for more. There's imported stuff at TJ's for a fraction of the cost of this product, and last I checked, Alaska was still part of the good ol' U.S. of A. I guess there's some high demand for these fugly fishies.

Would we buy it again? You betcha. Found in the frozen section, we'll totally buy it again and complain that there's not enough of it again. Maybe we'll try heating it in the air fryer next time. Eight and a half stars from both the beautiful wifey and me for Trader Joe's Wild Alaskan Black Cod Sablefish with Miso Marinade.

Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Blonde Bar

Trader Joe’s knows exactly what they're doing by parking the Blonde Bar right in the checkout lane where your willpower is already halfway out the door. Priced at $2.69, this Italian import practically whispers “You deserve a little treat,” and into the cart it goes.

Marketed as “caramel flavored white chocolate,” the Blonde Bar immediately raises expectations for creamy decadence. Instead, it delivers a bit of an identity crisis. It looks like white chocolate’s tan cousin, but flavor-wise it’s basically caramel doing a convincing chocolate impression. If you’re a white chocolate fan hoping for that buttery vanilla sweetness, you may find yourself squinting and asking, “Wait, where did the white chocolate go?”

Texture-wise, the bar snaps like standard chocolate, smooth and firm, then melts into a sweet caramel-forward flavor that’s pleasant but not exactly mindblowing. There’s no actual caramel inside, yet it somehow tastes like someone condensed caramel into chocolate form. It’s clever, but also a little confusing.

The cookie crumbles promise extra excitement, but they show up more like background extras than featured performers. They’re small, sparse, and deliver only a faint crunch. They're just enough to tease you into wanting more. If those crumbs were bigger and more plentiful, this bar might have gone from “nice” to “now we’re talking.”

Overall, Trader Joe's Blonde Bar is undeniably sweet and perfectly snackable, especially when you’re already in checkout mode and feeling impulsive. There’s nothing here to complain about: no weird aftertaste, no major texture issues, no regrets. But it also doesn’t quite stick in your memory once the wrapper’s gone. 

It was easy enough for us to finish the bar, but we won't exactly be dreaming about a repurchase. I’m throwing out a respectable seven out of ten, while Sonia will go slightly higher with a seven and a half. Not a must-buy in our opinions, but if it hops into your cart, you won’t be mad about it.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Sliced Porridge Bread

At $4.49 for the loaf, this Canadian import is one of those bakery finds that feels both rustic and slightly mysterious. Sonia and I can both say honestly that we've never had a bread quite like it, and that’s saying something for two people who’ve toasted their way through plenty of carb territory. Trader Joe's Porridge Bread is a distinctive little twist on traditional wheat bread.

Its uncommon texture is what really sets this bread apart. The outside of each slice toasts up like you’d expect: golden, lightly crisp, and structurally sound. But the inside stays soft, tender, and almost porridge-like, with a texture that genuinely reminds you of oatmeal. It’s cozy. It’s comforting. It’s like hot cereal decided to disguise itself as bread.

Flavor-wise, this loaf leans lightly sweet, but not in a sugary, dessert-ish kind of way. It’s more of a subtle, grain-forward sweetness that comes from the blend of wheat, oats, and rye along with subtle hints of honey and brown sugar. The trio of grains gives the bread a wholesome, hearty profile with just enough complexity to make the bread satisfying in and of itself without overwhelming whatever you pair it with.

This bread absolutely shines with simplicity. A warm slice with just butter was one of our favorite ways to enjoy it. The butter melts into that soft interior and turns it into pure comfort food. Sonia especially loved using it for egg sandwiches, where the gentle sweetness and dense yet pillowy texture complemented the savory eggs perfectly.

This isn’t your standard sandwich loaf, and that’s exactly why it’s worth grabbing. If you like experimenting with textures or want a breakfast bread that feels a little different, this is a great choice.

Unique, cozy, and lightly sweet, Trader Joe’s Sliced Porridge Bread is a welcome change of pace. We'd definitely buy it again. Product of Canada. The beautiful wifey will go with eight and a half out of ten stars here. I'm down for eight out of ten.

Bottom line: 8.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Beef & Queso Bowl

Let's say, for the sake of argument, you've got $4.49 burning a hole in your pocket and a hunger that only a bowl of vaguely Tex-Mex sustenance can fix. It's within the realm of possibility that you might set your sights on Trader Joe's Beef & Queso Bowl. It's a tempting proposition for the busy or the lazy, promising a palatable lunch at the mere press of a button. I tossed mine into the microwave for five minutes on high and it emerged hot and ready to eat.

The foundation of this single serving bowl is a very healthy portion of Trader Joe’s Spanish Style Rice. If you're a fan of that rice, you're in luck. It's tasty and well-seasoned, just like it is on its own. And I'd say it's the MVP of this nukable noshable.

Accompanying the rice is a surprisingly generous amount of beef. Usually, these frozen bowls treat meat like a rare garnish, but here you actually get enough. The spice level is also decent, offering a nice little kick that keeps things interesting without requiring a fire extinguisher. The overall flavor of this entree is pretty pleasant.

However, the bowl starts to lose its way when it comes to the "queso" part of its name. For a dish that advertises cheese in the title, it was remarkably ungenerous. It felt more like a polite suggestion of cheese rather than a bowl of queso. To make matters worse, the veggies were a little sad. They were just boring, soggy, and lackluster overall.

In the end, while it was a perfectly functional lunch, it didn’t exactly set our world on fire. I give Trader Joe's Beef & Queso Bowl six out of ten stars, while Sonia will be slightly more generous with six and a half out of ten. It's a fine thing to try once if you're curious, but it won’t be winning a permanent spot in our freezer rotation.

Bottom line: 6.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Organic Chia Seed

Trader Joe’s Organic Chia Seeds are a reliable, high-quality pantry staple that offers exceptional value for health conscious shoppers. Priced at $4.99 for a 12 oz bag, these seeds are significantly more affordable than many comparable organic options found at other grocery stores. The product features a neutral flavor profile and a consistent texture, making it an easy addition to a wide variety of dishes without altering the intended taste of your recipes.

The chia seeds are packaged in a resealable bag that helps maintain freshness and prevent accidental spills in the kitchen. In terms of culinary applications, these seeds are incredibly versatile. They're a primary ingredient for creating thick, creamy chia pudding and serve as a simple nutritional boost when stirred into morning oatmeal or blended into fruit smoothies. For those who enjoy more elaborate breakfast options, they provide a satisfying crunch as a topping for acai bowls.

In case you're interested, here's Sonia's recipe for surprisingly scrumptious mango chia pudding—even better than Trader Joe's now defunct Mango Chia Pudding.

4 tbsp chia seeds
1/4 cup canned full fat coconut milk
1 tbsp of honey
1 cup of frozen mango
1/2 cup 0% greek yogurt
2 oz of 2% milk
1 tbsp coconut flakes

Blend the milk, yogurt, honey, and mango in blender. Pour in glass container then add the chia and slowly mix in with other ingredients. Chill overnight 8-10 hrs. Top with mango chunks and organic coconut flakes.

Beyond breakfast and snacks, these seeds are an excellent resource for home bakers. They can be used as a direct substitute for poppy seeds in muffins, breads, or lemon themed desserts, adding a similar aesthetic and texture with the added benefits of omega 3s and fiber. They are indeed currently available at Trader Joe's as of the time of the writing of this review, and they tend to be in stock all year round. They've become a go-to item for many shoppers looking for an inexpensive source of the tasty, healthy seeds.

These are a repeat purchase in our house. They deliver on every front, from the ease of storage to their multipurpose nature in the kitchen. Whether you're focused on meal prepping or just looking for a simple way to elevate your favorite snacks, this product is a cost effective choice that holds up against more expensive brands. I'll let the beautiful wifey score this one solo.

Bottom line: 9 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Onion Flowers

Finally, you can get a Bloomin' Onion from somewhere other than Outback. Trader Joe’s has decided to take a stab at this classic appetizer with their new Onion Flowers. Imported all the way from Thailand, these frozen apps aim for those same crispy petals, but the results are kind of a mixed bag. At $5.49 for a box of two, the price point is definitely more affordable than any sit-down restaurant bill. Sonia and I gave these a spin using both the air fryer and the oven to see if they could live up to the hype.

The actual flavor of these onions is fantastic, featuring pristine, sweet white onions wrapped in a light, tempura-esque batter that happens to be entirely vegan. However, the execution leaves a little to be desired. No matter how we baked it or fried it, the middle just would not cooperate. We tried the air fryer for one and the oven for the other, and both times the center remained stubbornly underdone and raw-ish. The batter also felt a bit stingy, especially near the core, and the final presentation fell quite short of the bar set by the restaurant version. If you're looking to impress guests, these might look more like wilted weeds than blooming flowers.

Trader Joe’s also committed the ultimate appetizer sin by failing to include a dipping sauce, despite showing one on the cover art. To save the day, I whipped up a custom recipe modified from something I got on ChatGPT, that honestly carried the whole experience:

Of course, I had to shrink the measurements down a good bit since I was only making enough for two people. Also note that if you don't have those exact ingredients, Google Gemini or ChatGPT will gladly help you alter the recipe based on what you do have on hand at the moment. AI may be coming for all of our jobs, and maybe eventually our souls, but I'll be darned if they aren't helpful in the kitchen. This sauce was delicious, creamy, and spicy and it worked perfectly with the sweet onion petals.

In the end, these aren't going to replace the theatricality of a freshly fried restaurant appetizer, and they definitely lack the structural integrity of their famous ancestor, but they're a solid choice for onion fiends like us who don't mind a little rustic presentation and a slightly mushy center, making them a fun, flavorful snack for a casual night in. Sonia and I are both in agreement on the final score, giving the Trader Joe’s Onion Flowers seven and a half stars. They're worth a try for the flavor alone, provided you have the right sauce to back them up.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's 1000 Day Gouda Cheese

Trader Joe’s 1000 Day Gouda Cheese practically screams “build a charcuterie board around me,” and that’s exactly what we did. At $13 per pound, our wedge came out to $6.24. Not cheap, but still very reasonable for a cheese aged nearly three years and imported from the Netherlands. Right away, this gouda delivers on its promise: it’s unmistakably caramel-sweet with a deep, nutty richness that makes it feel more like a special occasion cheese than an everyday slice. The texture is firm, waxy, and crumbly, with neat crunchy granules scattered throughout. Just a heads-up: don’t eat the rind. It’s tough and not meant to be part of the experience.

We featured this on a simple charcuterie board in our video review, and it paired beautifully with several items. Walnuts were a standout, adding earthy crunch that complemented the caramel sweetness perfectly. Turkey salami also worked really well, bringing a savory contrast without overpowering the cheese. My favorite pairing, though, was Trader Joe’s Original Savory Thin Crackers made with rice. The light, crisp texture let the gouda shine and made each bite super balanced.

Sonia enjoyed pairing it with fruit like raspberries and dates, which leaned even further into the sweet side. That combo didn’t quite do it for me, but taste is subjective. Green olives were interesting. I didn’t love them in the same bite as the gouda, but alternating between the salty olives and the sweet cheese actually worked really well.

Overall, this is a flavorful, unique aged gouda that’s perfect for entertaining or elevating a snack spread. Sonia gives Trader Joe’s 1000 Day Gouda eight out of ten stars. I guess I'll go with seven and a half. If you enjoy sweet, nutty, crystal-laden cheeses, this one is worth trying, especially as the star of a simple charcuterie board.

Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.