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Monday, October 19, 2026

Trader Joe's Chocolate Chip Brioche Style Liège Waffles


Trader Joe's has been on a bit of a Liège waffle kick lately, and we're not complaining. Well, mostly. The latest addition to the lineup is Trader Joe's Chocolate Chip Brioche Style Liège Waffles, which combine the familiar bready, buttery goodness of the original with little bits of chocolate. Because apparently, sometimes the answer to "How can we improve this?" is just chocolate. Revolutionary stuff, folks.

For $4.99, you get six individually wrapped waffles imported from Belgium. That's a little less than a dollar per waffle, which isn't too bad considering the convenience factor. They're perfectly fine straight from the bag, making them a decent little breakfast or snack when you don't feel like doing anything more ambitious than opening a wrapper. But if you have a toaster handy, we'd recommend giving them a little heat first.


Texture-wise, we're getting the same general experience as the other Brioche Style Liège Waffles. There's a slightly crunchy exterior thanks to the pearl sugar, while the inside is soft, chewy, and pleasantly carb-o-riffic. The chocolate chips provide some extra sweetness and ooey-gooey goodness without completely taking over the show. Honestly, this flavor works about as well as any of the others we've tried, and I personally like it considerably more than the recently-reviewed pumpkin version. That autumnal orange gourd doesn't belong on everything, unfortunately.

Speaking of seasonal flavors, we're still scratching our heads a little over the timing. Why launch chocolate chip waffles in the fall, right alongside the pumpkin, apple, cinnamon, and everything else that tastes like a flannel shirt feels? Chocolate is a year round affair, Trader Joe's. Let it have its own moment.


As for serving suggestions, these are pretty versatile. Toast one up, slather on a little butter, and enjoy the simple pleasures of a sweet Belgian breakfast. Or go the dessert route with a scoop of ice cream or a dollop of whipped cream. Add some fresh berries if you're feeling fancy. Nobody needs to know you assembled the whole thing in approximately 45 seconds.

Sonia gives Trader Joe's Chocolate Chip Brioche Style Liège Waffles eight out of ten stars. I'll go with seven and a half. They're convenient, tasty, and a nice addition to the Liège waffle lineup, even if they're not exactly reinventing the waffle wheel.

Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.

Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Trader Joe's Pumpkin Oat Bites


This is the part of the autumn season where I realize we bought more pumpkin and pumpkin spice products than any other flavor and I decide to do a theme for a week on the blog. Hooray for Pumpkin Week 2026. At this point, we've reviewed well over one hundred pumpkin products from Trader Joe's over the years, so the bar is set pretty high. Let's see what's on the menu for today.

It's Trader Joe's Pumpkin Oat Bites. These were a pleasant surprise. There's a nice, sweet pumpkin and pumpkin spice center in these things. It's just flavorful enough to balance out the dense, hearty grains without going overboard. It's got the same soft, chewy mouthfeel as Trader Joe's Raspberry Oat Bites. For some reason, we found the PB&J variety to be a little too stiff in terms of texture.


We like the convenient packaging—each bite is individually wrapped for maximum freshness and portability. Taking a hike? Throw one in your cargo pocket, gentlemen, for a little pick-me-up out on the trails. Late for work? Toss one in your purse, ladies, to snack on while you ride the train.

Crumble one on top of Greek yogurt for a fancy little parfait. Put pieces on vanilla ice cream for dessert. Add to a chai smoothie for a bit of extra texture. Upgrade a bowl of warm oatmeal by adding one of these bites on top. But they're perfectly fine straight from the package, and that's how we finished all six—sometimes they were breakfast, sometimes they were a between meal snack. Either way, they got the job done. Not too indulgent, yet surprisingly not boring.


$3.99 for six filling little gluten free snacks. Seven and a half stars from both Sonia and me for Trader Joe's Pumpkin Oat Bites, same score we gave to the raspberry ones. In the end, I think I'm in the mood for raspberry more than pumpkin, but these were a nice autumnal changeup that worked better than either of us expected them to. Would buy again next fall.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Monday, October 12, 2026

Trader Joe's Pumpkin & Spice Brioche Liège Waffles


Trader Joe's Pumpkin & Spice Brioche Style Liège Waffles debuted last year, I believe. We weren't able to pick up a pack in 2025, however we made a successful attempt on our last TJ's run just last month. This product will run you $4.49 for six individually-wrapped waffles imported from Belgium.

This is my least favorite of the Brioche Style Liège Waffles so far and one of my least favorite pumpkin products in a while. I'm not sure what it is, really. Too much pumpkin puree? Too much clove? Too much...something.

We still have the same convenient format. Same size. Same shape. Unlike its predecessors though, I found this variety nearly inedible straight from the package. I thought the original (plain) Brioche Liège Waffles were especially good when eaten at room temperature right out of the wrapper. These pumpkin ones are significantly better dressed up, IMO. Toss 'em in the toaster, slather them with butter and syrup, and suddenly we're looking at a fairly pleasant breakfast.


On their own, that "pumpkin spice" flavor is just too dominant. There’s something almost savory-adjacent about it, or maybe it’s the combination of pumpkin puree and whatever assortment of pumpkin pie spices they’ve got going on here. I’m getting a lot more clove than I’d prefer. Sonia thinks it doesn't taste enough like the warm pumpkin pie type spices she's used to. I think we both wanted more cinnamon and sugar on a product like this and less squash.

Also check out:

Trader Joe's Brioche Style Liège Waffles

Trader Joe's Maple Brioche Style Liège Waffles

Trader Joe's Strawberry Brioche Style Liège Waffles

Stay tuned for a review of the chocolate chip variety.


Sonia likes these least of all as well, although she'll be a bit more lenient on the scoring. She'll spring for seven out of ten stars, and she's generally a fan of all things pumpkin spice. I'm going with six out of ten. Not awful, but I, personally, wouldn't buy Trader Joe's Pumpkin & Spice Brioche Style Liège Waffles again.

Sonia's score: 7 out of 10.

Nathan's score: 6 out of 10.

Monday, October 5, 2026

Trader Joe's Cinnamon Powdered Sugar Mini Donuts


Trader Joe’s Cinnamon Powdered Sugar Mini Donuts are one of those products where I’m not entirely sure what to make of them. Not because they’re bad. Quite the opposite, actually. They’re really decent little donuts. The problem is that they’re almost too normal. These are basically the kind of cinnamon powdered sugar mini donuts you might find at any number of grocery stores, gas stations, or convenience stores. There’s nothing particularly weird, inventive, exotic, or especially Joesian about them. And yet...we kinda like ’em.

For $4.49, you get a 10-ounce bag of Trader Joe’s Cinnamon Powdered Sugar Mini Donuts. They’re tiny—about two or three bites each—and have a pretty good cakey texture. They’re soft without being mushy, with just enough density that they don't feel spongy at all. The cinnamon powdered sugar coating adds a pleasant sweetness and warm cinnamon flavor without going completely over the top.


Honestly, these are probably one step up from the normal grocery store mini donuts. The texture is good. The flavor is good. The cinnamon-to-sugar ratio is good. Dunk a couple into coffee and you’ve got yourself a perfectly respectable little breakfast/snack situation. They’re also small enough that you can eat three and tell yourself, “Well, they’re mini,” which is totally sound nutritional science.

But here's the thing: why now? Trader Joe’s drops these in the middle of the fall food explosion, surrounded by pumpkin this, apple that, maple whatever, and approximately 8,000 other products screaming AUTUMN! at you. And then there’s this bag of perfectly ordinary cinnamon powdered sugar mini donuts. No pumpkin. No apple. No butternut squash. No haunted barnyard spices. Just...donuts. Maybe that’s the point. Maybe we need a little normalcy amidst all the pumpkin spice chaos.


Either way, they’re tasty, they’ve got a really nice texture, and they’re certainly worth picking up if you like this type of donut. They just don’t feel particularly Trader Joe’s-esque. Sonia and I will both go with seven and a half stars on Trader Joe's Cinnamon Powdered Sugar Mini Donuts.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Monday, September 28, 2026

Trader Joe's Pumpkin Pie Spice Donut Holes


Considering that Trader Joe's Pumpkin Pie Spice Donut Holes are gluten free and dairy free, I guess it's hard to shaft them completely. But there have been so many gluten free offerings from Trader Joe's throughout the years that have been just as good, if not better, than their traditional glutenful counterparts that it's hard for me to garner much enthusiasm for these little do-dads.

Yes, we've tried the gluten free pumpkin muffins and liked those quite a bit. I think those are head and shoulders better than these donut holes—and the muffins aren't even pretending to be a dessert treat. Right? I mean donuts are supposed to be more indulgent than muffins. Maybe I'm just getting old, but I'll take those muffins over these donut holes any day of the week. Although I'm guessing they're out of season right now, the gluten free strawberry muffins were even better still.


These donut holes are dense, cakey, and somewhat soft, though they don't quite achieve the mouthfeel of a traditional donut hole in my opinion. There's just a hint of something stiff—a whisper of something not-fresh-baked. The glaze is fine, providing a slightly firmer outer layer and a sugary sheen to the appearance of the spherical treats, though Sonia says it rubs off too easily on the inside of the package. They're bite-sized and convenient.

The flavor is good. There's rice and tapioca flour in the mix, and honestly they taste more like classic wheat flour donuts more than they feel like classic wheat flour donuts. The spice blend is inoffensive with an appropriate amount of sweetness. There's actual pumpkin puree adding a bit of warm, rich earthiness.


Despite the positive buzz about these donuts, I'd steer any gluten free folks toward Trader Joe's Gluten Free Pumpkin Streusel Muffins before these particular gf confections, but that's just my take on the matter. In the end, most folks are just fine with this product if not rabidly fanatical about it. Each to his own.

$3.49 for the 6 oz package. Gluten free. Dairy free. Kosher. Sonia liked these a tad more than I did. She'll give Trader Joe's Pumpkin Pie Spice Donut Holes seven and a half stars. I'll go with six and a half.

Bottom line: 7 out of 10.

Monday, September 21, 2026

Trader Joe's PB&J Filled Crepes


Peanut butter and jelly. Is there a more universally beloved combination of foods? Maybe pizza. Maybe tacos. Maybe those little chocolate covered pretzel dealies that somehow disappear from the pantry overnight. But PB&J is pretty much the comfort food equivalent of a warm blanket and sweatpants.

So naturally, when Trader Joe's came out with PB&J Filled Crepes, Sonia and I were interested. For $3.99, you get six individually wrapped crepes. They're ready to eat as is, although Trader Joe's recommends giving them a quick zap in the microwave for 6-8 seconds. We went with 10 seconds because we're rebels like that, and they came out hot and ready to eat. No thawing, cooking, or other nonsense required.


As a quick breakfast or little pick-me-up, these aren't bad at all. The peanut butter and strawberry jam combination is tasty, and there's something inherently comforting about eating a PB&J in crepe form. It's basically taking a childhood sandwich and giving it a passport.

But these suffer from the same maladies as Trader Joe's Hazelnut & Cocoa Filled Crepes. The crepe itself is a little too chewy and doesn't exactly melt in your mouth. More importantly, there's simply not enough filling. I want that peanut butter and jelly to make its presence known. I want it squishing out the sides a little. Instead, there's considerably more crepe than filling.


And while I have nothing against strawberry jam, I'm just going to say it: I would have preferred classic grape jelly. Peanut butter and grape jelly is the OG. But whatevs.

Still, Sonia and I like these just a little more than the Hazelnut & Cocoa version. Maybe it's because we're in the mood for peanut butter and jelly more often than we're in the mood for Nutella. Whatever the reason, these are a perfectly decent little grab-and-go breakfast or snack. Six and a half stars from both Sonia and me for Trader Joe's PB&J Filled Crepes.

Bottom line: 6.5 out of 10.

Friday, September 18, 2026

Trader Joe's Raspberry Filled Donuts


Trader Joe’s Raspberry Filled Donuts are one of those products that look like they’re going to be a whole lot more exciting than they actually are. They’re an eye-catching shade of pinkish-red, dusted with a powdery coating, filled with raspberry, and come to us all the way from Belgium. What could possibly go wrong?

Well, not much, really. But also…not everything goes right.

These come frozen, so there’s no baking, frying, microwaving, or other culinary nonsense required. All you have to do is thaw them. A couple hours in the refrigerator and they’re ready to go. Easy enough.


And once thawed, the dough is perfectly fine. It’s soft, reasonably light and airy, and certainly donut-esque. It’s just not anything earth-shattering. It doesn't feel or taste fresh-baked in any way. I’ve had plenty of frozen Trader Joe’s pastries that have made me stop and say, “Hey, this is actually pretty darn good.” These didn’t quite get me there.

The raspberry filling, however, is delectable. Sweet, fruity and distinctly raspberry-ish, it’s easily the best part of the donut. It's nice and smooth. No little seeds to get stuck between your teeth. Unfortunately, there’s just not nearly enough of it. And this is where things get a little…rasp-barely.

Each donut is probably three or four bites, and if you’re lucky, one of those bites will contain a decent amount of raspberry filling. The rest is basically powder-coated dough. Which is fine if you really like dough, I suppose, but when "raspberry-filled" is, like, the name of the donut, you want there to be a good bit of raspberry filling—especially when it's so good compared to the not-so-memorable breading.


At $3.99 for six donuts, these aren’t exactly a tremendous value, either. They’re certainly convenient, and they’re perfectly edible, but there are only six of them and the most interesting part is frustratingly sparse.

They’re not bad donuts. They’re just donuts that leave me thinking they could have been so much better with a little more filling. And considering all the other sweet stuff competing for space in our freezer, I probably wouldn’t buy these again. The beautiful wifey will spring for a generous seven out of ten stars on Trader Joe's Raspberry Filled Donuts. I'll drop six and a half.

Bottom line: 6.75 out of 10.

Thursday, September 3, 2026

Trader Joe's Brioche Style Pancakes


While Trader Joe's Brioche Style Liege Waffles are imported from Belgium, these Brioche Style Pancakes are imported from France. For four bucks, you get eight small shelf-stable pancakes wrapped up two by two in little cellophane packs.

If anything, these pancakes taste even more like fresh-baked breakfast fare than their waffley counterparts...and we like those waffles quite a bit. To be clear, none of these products truly compare to fresh homemade flapjacks, but considering the convenience factor, they're very much worth a pick-up.


Straight from the package, the texture of these pancakes is surprisingly soft and fluffy. They don't feel or taste stale in any way. Toss 'em in your toaster for a spell for an even nicer mouthfeel. The warmth wakes up the wheaty goodness even more, too. They're sweet enough that I wasn't even tempted to slather them with syrup, but they're not over-the-top sugary, either.

One drawback: they've got canola oil. I really feel like it's just a matter of time before there's a big enough outcry that Trader Joe's will be forced to avoid seed oils altogether, just like they avoid artificial colors and HFCS. I'm not going to lead the charge on that one, but plenty of readers have spoken out that they won't buy any products with seed oils. I respect that.


But enough about the ingredients label. At the end of the day, these are little French pancakes, and there's something inherently delightful about having a couple of 'em warm and fluffy on your plate in a matter of minutes. No mixing bowls, no measuring cups, no pancake batter mysteriously ending up on the floor. Just pancakes. Sometimes that's all you really need.

$3.99 for four servings of two pancakes each. Product of France. Would buy again, although we wouldn't mind a version without canola oil. Seven and a half stars from this guy for Trader Joe's Brioche Style Pancakes. The beautiful wifey will go with eight out of ten.

Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Trader Joe's Tater Bites


You get two tater bites for $3.49 and the whole package is only 280 calories. Just toss in the air fryer for 7 minutes at 375°F or check to make sure the internal temp of the bites is 165° or higher. Ours hit the mark at around 6 minutes.

Trader Joe's Tater Bites come out nice and crispy on the outside. On the inside, there's a souffle-esque conglomeration of cottage cheese, cheddar cheese, eggs, potatoes, and chives. They're moist but not to the point of sogginess. They hold their shape even after you've taken a few forkfuls.


Flavor-wise, it seems like the eggs dominate. I mean, we already have Trader Joe's Egg Bites in a few flavors, so...I was really wanting these to be more potatoey. I was hoping for something like a hash brown but with cheese and chives mixed in. But that's not what we have here. Egg lovers, rejoice. Potato lovers, lament.

Actually, now that I look at the ingredients, potato does outrank egg by a good margin. I think what I originally thought was all egg is actually cottage cheese and cheddar. Just visually, it looks like eggs, but I guess cottage cheese whirled up with cheddar cheese would resemble beaten eggs. Anyway, I digress...


The overall flavor is really nice. It's cheesy and chivey and there's a whisper of salt and pepper in the background. It's hearty and filling and fairly satisfying. I just don't get much of a potato vibe even though potato is the number one ingredient.

Still, it's a very convenient breakfast and not bad tasting at all. Three and a half bucks, found in the refrigerated section. Would buy again. The beautiful wifey gives Trader Joe's Tater Bites eight and a half stars. I'll throw out seven and a half.

Sonia's score: 8.5 out of 10.

Nathan's score: 7.5 out of 10.

Friday, August 14, 2026

Trader Joe's Hard Cooked Eggs


Trader Joe's Hard Cooked Eggs will run you $3.49 for six eggs. They're found refrigerated near the other egg products and they come in a resealable bag. Obviously, you're paying for the packaging and the convenience since TJ's basic eggs are usually in the ballpark of three and a half bucks for a dozen.

The eggs in our bag were unblemished—nice smooth whole hard-boiled eggs. None were broken or pierced. There's a small amount of moisture in the bag, as you'd expect. There is a cautionary note on the packaging indicating there may be shell fragments in the product, but we found absolutely none in ours.


I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume that just about everyone reading this knows what a hard-boiled egg tastes and feels like, so I guess we'll skip over the part where I describe the flavor and texture to you. We ate a couple straight out of the bag and then Sonia made egg salad with the rest. See pic. Yes, those are Trader Joe's Pickled Red Onions in the egg salad. Yummy.


We hard boil our own eggs. I like eggs just fine and the beautiful wifey is downright obsessed with them. We just wanted to check out this product and assess the quality and value because that's what we do here. Been doing it for 16 years—in fact August 16th will mark the 16th anniversary of this blog exactly. Not gonna stop any time soon.


If you've got $3.49 burning a hole in your pocket and a hankering for hard-boiled...er hard-cooked eggs, there's no reason not to buy these. It's obviously cheaper to make them yourself, but if you're short on time or just plain lazy, these will do just fine. Would be a nice item to take on a picnic or road trip. Kosher. Sourced from cage free hens. Purchased on August 2 with a "best by" date of September 23. Eight out of ten stars for Trader Joe's Hard Cooked Eggs.

Bottom line: 8 out of 10.

Friday, July 17, 2026

Trader Joe's Salted Almond Honey Granola


Cereal is another one of those categories on this blog that probably makes me sound like a Debbie Downer more often than not. It's not that Trader Joe's cereals are particularly bad, it's just that we've seen so many that it takes something incredibly special to really wow us. The most recent cereal to do that was the outstanding Homestyle Cherry Pistachio Pecan Granola just a couple months back. While Sonia and I are not quite as enthusiastic about Trader Joe's Salted Almond Honey Granola, we'll definitely give this one a thumbs up and a positive recommendation—particularly if that cherry pistachio stuff isn't available for some reason.



This cereal has lots of big almond slices. In the video review, I called them "slabs" of almond. I have to say they were pretty generous with the nuts in this case. They're excellent quality and there are plenty of 'em.

The granola is nice. There are very few of those obnoxiously large boulders of granola that you have to use a pick axe to get apart like we've seen a few times in the past. Bonus: there are corn flakes in the mix. Some are floating free and some are fused to the little chunks of granola. There's also rice flour in there. Not sure where that comes into play to be honest. Maybe they're flakes of corn and rice..? At any rate, the flavor is more complex than most granolas that only employ oats. This one has oats, corn, and rice. Yum.


The cereal is pleasantly sweet, but not overly so. It tastes vaguely like honey because there is some actual honey in the ingredients list. If I have one complaint, it's that I'd want honey as the primary sweetener in the granola rather than cane sugar. Nothing against good old cane sugar, but this cereal would be more aptly named Trader Joe's Salted Almond Cane Sugar Granola...with a touch of honey.

Nitpick much? Yes. Yes, I do.


Overall, it's a nice neutral, hearty, grainy flavor with an appropriate amount of sweetness. Sonia and I would both buy it again. Kosher. $3.99 for the resealable 12 oz bag. We'll both go with eight out of ten stars on Trader Joe's Salted Almond Honey Granola.

Bottom line: 8 out of 10.

Monday, July 13, 2026

Trader Joe's 12 Mini Blueberry Scones


Sonia and I both have the same introductory reference point for scones: Starbucks circa the early-mid 2000s. She was partial to the maple oat nut scone while blueberry has always been my go-to. All things considered, I'd have to say these bake 'em yourself petite pastries are comparable to the classic Starbucks offering if perhaps a tad less sweet and less dense. Also TJ's are "miniature" scones, so these are much smaller.

Trader Joe's 12 Mini Blueberry Scones will run you $5.49. They come frozen, and you bake from frozen: 375° for 14-16 minutes. We had ours in for about 17 minutes before it was all said and done.



They came out nice and hot, soft, crumbly, and reasonably sweet. You can both see and taste that there's no sugar glaze on these scones. That's just fine with Sonia and me.

Each specimen had between one and four visible blueberries on the outside of the pastry. On the inside, there were none. The couple of berries you see poking out of the dough are just about all you're gonna get, unfortunately. Each bite with a blueberry is well-balanced, juicy, fruity, and sweet. Each bite without a blueberry is doughy and comparatively bland—not awful. But these bready breakfast bites would be bounds better with beaucoup blueberries.


Have them with tea or coffee. Slather them with blueberry preserves. Serve them with clotted cream. Whip up some powdered sugar frosting. There are plenty of ways to dress up these scones. And honestly, they're quite noshable as is. Trader Joe was just predictably stingy with the fruit—and that's really our only complaint. I guess a resealable freezer bag might be nice, too, in case you don't want to eat all 12 scones at once.

We'd still buy 'em again. Look for Trader Joe's 12 Mini Pumpkin Ginger Scones with the same style packaging come fall. Eight out of ten stars from Sonia. Seven and a half stars from me for Trader Joe's Blueberry Scones.


Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.

Monday, July 6, 2026

Trader Joe's Flakes & Strawberries Cereal


It's true that some TJ's products can vary from batch to batch, but my goodness, if our box of Trader Joe's Flakes & Strawberries Cereal was anywhere close to average, then they seriously need to change the photo on the cover of the package. It's straight up misleading to show a bowl of flakes with about eight or nine freeze dried strawberry slices sitting right on top when in reality there are only two or three per bowl, on average.

Sonia's first bowl had none. Zip. Zero. Nada. Zilch. We dug through the bag and manually added some strawberries we found on down the way. Even if you divvy up the berries so there's one in each of your first bites, there are still way more bites with nothing but flakes left over at the end.



In fairness, the flakes aren't bad in and of themselves. They have a nice crunch. They don't get soggy too quickly. We like the wheat and rice blend. They're lightly sweet. Not bad, not bad.

But if we wanted plain flakes, we'd have purchased plain cereal. We're hunting for strawberries here. Enter: Trader Joe's Freeze Dried Strawberries to save the day. I think the price went up on the berries since we published that review, but it's still a very decent product—along with its blueberry counterpart.


The freeze dried strawberries product appears to be the exact same commodity that we find sparsely distributed throughout the cereal. They're thin slices of brittle strawberry, mostly good quality. Same color. Same texture. Same good sweet-tart flavor.

After adding a whole bunch of the extra strawberry pieces, the cereal went from zero to hero. We easily finished our bowls, and a couple days later, the bag. Of course, you could always add fresh strawberries. That would work, too. I mean, you can always dress things up to suit your taste, but when the title of the product advertises strawberries, we're expecting a decent amount of strawberries to already be in the cereal.


$2.99 for the 11.7 oz box. Kosher. Product of Canada. Sonia would like to point out that although we're being a tad critical of this product, it's still better than Special K with Red Berries. Fair enough. Still, we probably wouldn't pick up Trader Joe's Flakes & Strawberries Cereal again for lack of freeze dried berries. Six and a half stars from Sonia. Five and a half stars from me.

Bottom line: 6 out of 10.

Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Trader Joe's Smoked Steelhead Trout


Looks like we've got another product of Norway here. Apparently Erling Haaland and his teammates have been importing tons of food from their homeland during the World Cup. If only someone had told him about Trader Joe's. He and his Nordic football buddies could have tried this steelhead trout with Trader Joe's Lefse Norwegian Potato Flatbread. I'm sure that combo would have been stellar.

We actually kind of forgot we had Trader Joe's Smoked Steelhead Trout in the back of the fridge and remembered it just in the nick of time. We rediscovered the package on its best by date and quickly downed the entire thing so we didn't risk spoilage. So...no video review on this one, but here are a couple pics and our thoughts:


$5.49 gets you 4 oz of kosher Norwegian steelhead trout. It's a thick slab of smoked fish fillet, very rosy, resembling salmon. There is "color added" according to the ingredients. TJ usually throws us a bone and lets us in on the secret—they're pretty good at not using weird chemicals or dyes and you'll note something along the lines of "turmeric for color" but alas, no such luck with this product. Your guess is as good as mine as to where that pink-orange hue comes from.

Although I've only had legitimate sashimi a couple times in my life, I can confirm the claim on traderjoes.com that the texture of this product is indeed sashimi-esque. It's very much like a slab of raw fish in terms of firmness and mouthfeel, although this one has been smoked. In that sense, it's not unlike smoked salmon lox. In fact, our favorite way to enjoy it was served on toasted sourdough with some cream cheese and Trader Joe's Everything But the Bagel Seasoning.


Flavor-wise, it's a much milder taste than salmon. Sonia and I both love salmon because we like fish that tastes like fish, but every once in a while something a tad more delicate is in order. This is perfect if you don't like fishy fish. The smoke flavor is very apparent, though I wouldn't call it overpowering. It's savory, salty, and satisfying.

Although we wish it were packed in olive oil, Sonia and I both love Trader Joe's canned smoked trout product at least as much as this one. Still, this kosher fish fillet is a great buy if you're looking for a lunchy alternative to lox or salmon. We'll both throw out eight and a half stars for Trader Joe's Smoked Steelhead Trout.


Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10.

Tuesday, June 23, 2026

Trader Joe's Chocolate Croissants


Four bucks gets you two pre-baked croissants in a cellophane wrapper. I emphasize "pre-baked" because most of the other croissants we've seen from Trader Joe's not only require you to bake the pastry yourself, but they also need to be proofed for up to 12 hours prior to going in the oven. See:

Trader Joe's Double Chocolate Croissants

Trader Joe's 4 Almond Croissants

Trader Joe's 4 Pumpkin Croissants

That's a plus. You don't have to wait a ridiculously long time to eat Trader Joe's Chocolate Croissants. You can have them straight from the package or you can heat them up a bit. But I mean, those previous croissant products were all delicious. I'm telling you they might be the best croissants I've ever had in my life. So these pre-packaged traditional all-butter croissants have their work cut out for them.


And unfortunately, they simply don't hold up to the high standard we've come to expect from Trader Joe's croissants. The bread is good. Flaky, buttery, and airy, the bread tastes fine. But by that same token, it's nowhere near as good as the bread on those other croissants. It might not be fair to compare something that's fresh from the oven to something that's been sitting on a shelf for a few days. But even heated up for a spell, the texture simply can't compete with the croissants you proof and bake yourself.

And the filling? The filling is even worse. Look at that picture. There's barely any chocolate in there. At four bucks, these two croissants didn't exactly break the bank, but I feel totally ripped off. You can barely call these "chocolate" croissants. The aforementioned Double Chocolate Croissants were absolutely bursting at the seams with chocolate flavor.


In true Sonia fashion, she'll be extremely merciful with her scoring, focusing on the convenience and decent buttery bread. The lack of chocolate is really her only complaint. And I must admit I grumbled and moaned about the excessively lengthy proofing and baking process involved with those previous croissant products, but now I see why it's necessary. Good things come to those who wait. So much quality is sacrificed on the altar of convenience with Trader Joe's Chocolate Croissants, and the lack of chocolate filling is just a slap in the face. Would not buy these again.

Sonia's score: 7 out of 10 stars.

Nathan's score: 5 out of 10 stars.

Monday, June 15, 2026

Trader Joe's Strawberry Brioche Liège Waffles


As you might have guessed, these breakfast treats are comparable to the previous Liege waffle offerings from Trader Joe's in terms of price, size, texture, and packaging. We're looking at $4.99 for six individually-wrapped Belgian waffles. And yes, they are actually imported from Belgium.

The original Brioche Style Liege Waffles are still my favorite just because they're a tad more versatile than these or their maple-flavored counterparts. We weren't able to get our hands on the pumpkin spice variety last fall, but we'll make another attempt come September, provided they return again this year.



These Liege waffles do have tiny specks of strawberry throughout their bready Belgian brioche-style bodies. It's actually "apple strawberry pieces," whatever those are. There's also some strawberry puree in the mix. And yes, many of you know exactly what's coming: a complaint. They still don't taste enough like strawberry.

I want strawberry chunks in the next one. I want just a whisper of bread with my strawberry puree. I want big berry boldness. I want the berry flavor to knock my socks off. And that's not what this does. It just whispers "strawberry" softly...like a distant melody on the wind...being played by a middle school band...in the next town over.


Maybe I exaggerate. It'll be strawberryish enough for many folks. It's certainly strawberryish enough when paired with Trader Joe's Whipped Strawberry Cream Cheese Spread although that product isn't exactly strawberry overload just on its own, either. But hey, in terms of convenience and value, we've got another winner on our hands.

Sonia and I would both purchase Trader Joe's Brioche Style Strawberry Liege Waffles again. Like their predecessors, they're perfectly edible straight out of the wrappers, but they shine even more when toasted and topped with butter and/or strawberry cream cheese. Eight out of ten stars from the beautiful wifey. Seven and a half out of ten stars from yours truly.


Bottom line: 7.75 out of 10.


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