Trader Joe's Cinnamon Buns with Cream Cheese Frosting

Last year we looked at some Danish pastries that made cardamom the star of the spice show. I wasn't particularly smitten with those, but Sonia liked them pretty well. I simply prefer good old American cinnamon buns.

And you might expect this product to be exactly that: a classic Cinnabon-esque dessert treat. However, this too is an actual product of Denmark. I'm not sure how that works. Baked fresh in Copenhagen? And then...teleported to Trader Joe's all over the USA?

This product is almost like if you split the difference between the above-mentioned Brown Sugar Cardamom Buns and your classic American cinnamon bun. I could have sworn I tasted cardamom or clove in ours, but there's nothing like that listed in the ingredients. It's just molasses, brown sugar, and cinnamon in terms of spices and sweeteners.

There's a tartness to these buns that's atypical of most cinnamon buns I've tried. It's unexpected but not entirely unwelcome. I see "citrus fiber" and "cheese culture" in the ingredients. It could be either of those elements providing the tang.

All things considered, though, these treats are sweet, bready, and indulgent. They're much better when warmed up for a spell. I was worried they'd dry out in the oven, so we nuked ours for 12 seconds the first time. They were even better when zapped for about 20 seconds. The cream cheese frosting—arguably the best part of the product—melts and dribbles all over the buns and wakes up a lot of the pastry's more subtle flavors.

As decent and unique as these baked goods are, I think both Sonia and I would opt for other fall treats before picking up this product again. I'll throw out seven out of ten stars for Trader Joe's Cinnamon Buns with Cream Cheese Frosting. The beautiful wifey will go with eight out of ten.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Pumpkin Loaf

In the tradition of other great Trader Joe's brand loaves, here we have the long-awaited, coveted pumpkin loaf. We've seen Pancake Bread, Banana Bread, and Gingerbread Loaf in very similar packages throughout the years. Without further loafing around, let's take a look at the product at hand.

It's got those typical pumpkin spices like cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice, and clove. It's a nice, dense, bready treat. Our specimen was a tad dry—a full day before the "best by" date on the sticker—but certainly not to the point of inedibility.

The crystallized "spiced sugar topping" is a nice touch. It's slightly crunchy and adds some interesting texture. The rest of the loaf is much softer, but it's also very crumbly—to the point where placing a slice in a regular toaster is pretty much out of the question. A toaster oven, on the other hand, is a great option for warming.

We found heating the slices greatly helped wake up all the flavors and allowed butter and other toppings to melt into the product and help offset any dryness. Even 12-15 seconds in the microwave did the trick.

We tried the loaf topped with the recently-reviewed Apple Pie Spread, and it was absolutely delicious that way if you want something ridiculously sweet and indulgent. Plain butter or plain cream cheese worked just fine, too.

Compared to Trader Joe's Pumpkin Spice Mini Sheet Cake, Sonia and I both found this offering wanting just a tad. It can be fixed up quite nicely, but it's not as good on its own. $4.99 for the eight serving loaf, found in the baked goods section. Probably would opt for other pumpkin treats before repurchasing this one. Seven out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Pumpkin Loaf. The beautiful wifey will go with seven and a half.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Cinnamon Sugar Cashews

I've eaten cashews pretty regularly since I was a kid. Never ever thought, "hey I wish they'd slather these nuts in cinnamon and sugar and sell them that way in a big tub." Almonds, yeah. Pecans, sure. Candied peanuts, you betcha. But not only did I not desire a sugared cashew, I really didn't even think it would work even after hearing about this product.

But it totally works. And I'm not saying Trader Joe's cinnamon sugar cashews are the first candy-ified cashews in existence. I'm just saying I never heard of anything like this until TJ's rolled out this seasonal product last year.

They're big whole cashews with a generous dusting of sugar and cinnamon. They're not over-the-top sweet but they sure feel fancier than your typical cashews. There's brown sugar and honey notes in the background, and of course the cinnamon flavor is significant. It blends with cashew nuts so much better than I ever imagined.

Traderjoes.com says to serve them alongside the seasonal Toscano cheese. Shoot. We didn't pick that one up this year, but I'm starting to wish we did. Meh. We'll have no problem finishing our candied cashews straight from the tub by themselves.

Six bucks for the 10 oz tub with resealable plastic lid. Available for a limited time in the fall. Product of Thailand. Would buy again. Sonia and I both give Trader Joe's Cinnamon Sugar Cashews with Honey & Brown Sugar eight out of ten stars.

Bottom line: 8 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Apple Pie Spread

It's never been easier to turn an ordinary piece of toast into a delicious indulgent dessert. If you're like me, you like to consume an inordinate amount of calories around breakfast time because then you have the whole day to burn them off. That's what I tell myself, at least.

Following in the footsteps of other awesome autumn apple spreads from Trader Joe's like Trader Joe's Apple Cider Jam and Trader Joe's Apple Cider Fruit Spread, this spread is thick, sweet, and caramel-esque. It's got real apple bits and plenty of applicious flavor. It's surprisingly buttery. And I don't just mean creamy, texture-wise. I mean you can taste real butter in the syrupy spread.

There's brown sugar and cinnamon up in the mix. It's surprisingly rich and versatile. Everything from sourdough to ice cream is fair game. Traderjoes.com says you can even stir it into coffee. I better not tell Sonia about that or the whole jar will be gone by tomorrow.

My only complaints? It's messy. Have napkins and wet wipes on standby. I wish the apple bits were a tad bigger—more like apple chunks. Did I mention apple is the number one ingredient?

$3.99 for the 10 oz jar. It's kosher and shelf stable for a year if left unopened. Refrigerate after opening. In the video review, we gave it a unanimous 8.5 out of 10 score. However, we gave one of its predecessors nine stars, and it's at least as good as that one, so we'll upgrade the score here on the blog. Trader Joe's Apple Pie Spread is pantheon-worthy all the way.

Bottom line: 9 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Maple Leaf Ice Cream Sandwiches

Pumpkins, apples, sweet potatoes, and butternut squash all get harvested in the autumn. So it's logical that they're considered fall foods. Maple syrup is harvested around March. So...why we eat maple stuff at this time of year, I'm not really sure. Maybe it's the whole leaf association..? We think maple, we think trees, we think leaves, we think fall..? Gemini says it's because it pairs well with "squash, cinnamon, pumpkin, and baked goods." Fair enough.

All I know is that if TJ's rolls out a seasonal product, we race to grab it and review it regardless of when it's harvested, because no doubt these puppies will be gone in a matter of weeks, if not sooner. Pretty sure this is the very first year for this particular product. Think I would've remembered it if it had been around previously.

We've got ourselves a product of Canada here. That does not shock me for any reason. It's about four bucks for four little ice cream sandwiches, and they're pretty darn good. They're nice and mapley, but not overly so—containing real maple syrup in both the ice cream and the cookies. They're creamy, milky, and buttery too.

There's a brown sugar sweetness that accompanies the maple flavor. It works. The breading is soft and lightly sweet and does nothing to interfere with the great maplicious flavor of the treats. There's very little if anything in the way of miscellaneous fall spices. It's just maple, maple, and more maple with a hint of brown sugar.

Complaints? The sandwiches are quite small for the price. I wish they were a tad bigger. Could be worse, I suppose. Some grocery prices are getting ridiculous these days. Some folks might want even more maple taste, but I liked the flavor just fine as is.

Sonia and I would both buy these little kosher leaf-shaped desserts again. I'll go with eight and a half stars out of ten for Trader Joe's Maple Leaf Ice Cream Sandwiches. The beautiful wifey will throw out nine out of ten.

Bottom line: 8.75 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Spicy Dynamite Sauce

To me, this stuff tastes just like spicy mayo. It's a nice flavor with a good bit of heat that creeps up on you after a while. This product is vegan and its base is a vegan mayo spread made with soybean oil and sesame oil.

It's surprisingly thick and creamy. It coats quite well. The first things we tried it on were traditional hamburgers. It works just fine in lieu of regular mayonnaise.

I'm most excited about trying this stuff in my "tuna melt surprise" which involves dumping a bunch of random condiments in a bowl with a can of tuna, mixing it around, plopping it on some bread, topping it with cheese, and then heating it up in the oven or air fryer.

Most of our thoughts about this product were expressed in our short video review, embedded below. So why not watch the video, hit subscribe, click the "like" button, and leave us a comment about your thoughts on this product?

$2.99 for the 18 serving squeeze bottle. Product of Thailand. Sonia and I probably wouldn't buy it again, but if you're vegan you might want to check it out. Six and a half stars from the beautiful wifey. Seven out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Spicy Dynamite Sauce.

Bottom line: 6.75 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Sweet Ripe Plantains

Long ago, I hung out with some folks from São Paulo, Brazil pretty frequently. They loved telling us about how life was different in Brazil and exposing us to their cuisine and culture. We went to a few different Brazilian restaurants together, and the most common type of platter we'd encounter was a simple dish with a grilled meat of some kind, rice, either beans or a small salad, and finally fried plantains. In contrast to, say your typical Mexican food for example, there were very few sauces, salsas, and cheeses. Everything tasted remarkably clean and fresh.

Around the same time, I discovered Cuban cuisine. Lo and behold, nearly every Cuban dish I tried came with a side of extremely similar fried plantains. Apparently, they're quite common in most cuisines in the Caribbean, Central and South America, and even Africa. With such a huge portion of the world enjoying a specific side dish with such regularity, it's a wonder it never really caught on in the US.

In the same way you might serve sweet potatoes with turkey and stuffing, Sonia made a delicious platter of sautéed chicken seasoned with Trader Joe's Cuban Style Citrusy Garlic Blend, white rice, black beans, and these sweet ripe plantains. From frozen, she simply fried them in a little olive oil for a few minutes on each side. They were quite tasty—among the best plantains I've ever had.

The texture was soft and a little starchy, very similar to a raw banana. The flavor was surprisingly sweet, with no added sugars. The only ingredients in this offering are plantains and palm oil. They complemented our savory sides and gave the whole dish a wonderful natural sweetness.

$2.49 for the 6 serving bag, found in the frozen section. Kosher. Product of Honduras. Sonia and I would both buy again. I'll throw out a solid eight out of ten stars for Trader Joe's Sweet Ripe Plantains. The beautiful wifey will go with nine out of ten.

Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Harvest Brunch Dog Treats

We had to pick up these seasonally-appropriate pet treats because, hey, Alfred and Sadie love the fall just as much as we do. I mean, they really love all the seasons. Well, maybe not winter so much. They are half chihuahua, after all.

But spring, summer, and autumn, they're quite content. And why not celebrate the flavors of the fall along with us? Here we have waffle-shaped treats featuring real turkey, apple, and pumpkin. In fact, turkey is the number one ingredient. They even flaunt spices like basil, thyme, and sage. I don't think I've ever seen dog treats that have a sophisticated spice blend like that before.

These treats are a tad bit bigger and slightly tougher to chew than some of the other treats we looked at recently, so our fur babies will dock a few points for that reason. But they love the flavor of the treats and the fun, festive art work on the packaging and the overall autumnal harvest theme of the product. We've got another resealable bag here, so the treats stay nice and fresh for many days.

$3.49 for the 4.5 oz bag. We wish TJ's would offer a fall-themed dog treat that's tiny and super soft. The Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats were fun, but they were way too hard for our pups. The Maple Bacon Stuffies were a big step in the right direction since they were soft and chewy, but the pieces were still way too big without breaking them in half. We're waiting for something along the lines of the Peanut Butter & Vanilla Dog Treats, but with a harvest theme instead of a Christmas one. Anyway, these treats are fun and harvestacular and would be great for bigger dogs. We'll go with seven and a half out of ten paw prints on this one.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Hard Top Chocolate Shell Topping

"What sort of wizardry is this?" I thought to my young self as I marveled at the combination of firm chocolate and soft, milky ice cream sitting atop my friend's waffle cone at the local Dairy Queen. I was sitting in a booth when my compatriot returned from the counter with the hard-shell dipped ice cream confection. "Why did I get this crummy Blizzard when I could have had that?"

Since then, the novelty of the hard shell ice cream has worn off, especially since they started selling the stuff in grocery stores. And, of course, I'm not thirteen anymore. But even as an old man, I still enjoy some creamy treats topped with child-like wonder every once in a while.

So I was excited when I squeezed this bottle of Trader Joe's Hard Top onto my bowl of ice cream for the first time. Except instead of a shiny chocolate liquid emerging, a long, narrow cylinder of dull brown goo came out of the container. It didn't coat the ice cream at all. We'd kept it at room temperature and never refrigerated it. So why was it so solid?

At any rate, Sonia read that you can put the squeeze bottle in warm water to re-liquefy it. After just a few minutes, I shook the bottle and determined that it had, in fact, returned to a much more viscous state. I squeezed out another shot and voila! Our vanilla ice cream had an attractive chocolate shell atop its center scoop (see photo above).

It's a darker chocolate than most chocolate shells I've had. It's rich and tasty. It coats and then immediately solidifies. It's still fun to tap the shell and listen to the little thud and then crack it into pieces before eating it.

Both the price and the ingredients of this product are comparable to other leading brands. Here's a link to the only other do-it-yourself ice cream hard top product I've ever had: Smucker's Magic Shell, in case you're interested.

$3.29 for the 6.17 oz squeeze bottle. This isn't a product we have any use for on a regular basis, but if for some reason we needed chocolate hard shell for our ice cream again, we'd consider grabbing Trader Joe's Hard Top Chocolate Shell Topping. Seven and a half stars from Sonia. Seven out of ten stars from me.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.