Trader Joe's Salsa Autentica

In all our years reviewing Trader Joe's products, I'm fairly certain this salsa has been sitting there on the shelves pretty much the entire time. We finally decided to try it during our big salsa roundup video. At around 12:20 into the discussion, we taste test this Salsa Autentica for the first time.

To be honest, I wasn't expecting much. It looked and poured a bit watery and thin—like your typical complimentary restaurant salsa. However, I found this one to be significantly tastier than most salsas of its kind. There's a smidge of heat, but I wouldn't say it's truly spicy. The little chili meter on the side shows it's 5/8 full. I think it's more like 3/8 on my chili meter.

It's not as good as the Pepita Salsa in terms of flavor and texture. And I'd generally prefer chunky selections like the Cowboy Caviar or Thick and Chunky Salsa over this one, especially for simple chip dipping, but the yellow chili pepper, onions, and garlic give it enough zesty flavor to make it worth a purchase. I think it works best when paired with beans or meat or poured over a taco so its thinness isn't quite so apparent.

Sonia says she'd like to play around with this salsa in some recipes she's eager to try. $2.29 for 12 oz. Not too pricey. Would buy again. Eight and a half stars from both Sonia and me for Trader Joe's Salsa Autentica.

Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10.

Our FAVORITE Trader Joe's Brand Salsas!

Well, I guess it's "Cinco de Mayo weekend" if there is such a thing. Don't get us wrong, we like the Fourth of July and all that patriotic American stuff, too. But in case you needed an excuse to pig out on some good Mexican food and margaritas, Cinco de Mayo is just around the corner. Here's a video where we have a lengthy discussion about our favorite Trader Joe's brand salsas of all time. Maybe I'll circle back and put links to all the reviews of the products mentioned in the video, but for now, you'll just have to click play. Thanks for watching, and happy Cinco de Mayo (a couple days early)! 

Trader Joe's Organic Unfiltered Apple Juice

So...apparently most apple juice has all the cloudy stuff filtered out of it while this selection from Trader Joe's leaves it all in. It's still pasteurized and all that. Obviously, it's made with organic apples and there's no sugar or other juices added, so it sounds pretty healthy if nothing else. Let's see how it tastes.

It's good. I'd say it's slightly richer than your run-of-the-mill apple juice if that makes sense. It almost seems a tad less sweet, too, but not in a bad way at all. It's almost like half way between regular apple juice and apple cider to my tongue.

TJ's website mentions that there was an unfiltered apple juice on their shelves for 20 years that got discontinued in 2022 due to an organic apple shortage. Never heard about the apple shortage and I don't know if I remember that older version of this product. Sonia says she remembers it, but I don't think we ever got around to reviewing it for some reason. If you remember that product, let us know how it compares to this one in the comments.

$5.49 for the 64 oz bottle. Did we mention it's organic? Kosher too. Shelf stable until you open the bottle, it's found with the unrefrigerated juices. Sonia gives Trader Joe's Organic Unfiltered Apple Juice nine out of ten stars. I give it eight out of ten.

Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Crispy Oatmeal Cookies with Sea Salt

Why does Trader Joe's hate soft cookies? We've reviewed obscene amounts of cookies on this blog and very few have been truly soft and chewy. I mean, it is possible to make non-crispy pre-packaged cookies. Just ask Keebler and Nabisco.

That said, we keep buying their crispy cookies because once in a while there's a product that breaks the norm and impresses us. The most recent example of that would probably be the seasonal Italian Amaretti Cookies. They kinda need to be dunked to be amazing, but they're really freaking unique and tasty when served with java.

I think dunking improves any crunchy cookies, honestly. Whether it's coffee, hot cocoa, or just plain milk, dunking makes crispy cookies softer and often wakes up their flavors a bit, too. These oatmeal rounds are no exception.

Sonia and I both thought the sea salt concept was a little weird, but I mean "salty and sweet" is a thing, and if you like that combo...well, that's what we have here. You can taste the salt for sure, but it's not totally overbearing. If you dunk the cookie in coffee, the flavor of the beverage tends to overpower the saltiness.

All in all, this isn't a terrible product to nibble on here and there, but it doesn't do anything super special in our opinions. I would eat these again if they magically appeared in our pantry, but I wouldn't go out of my way to pick them up a second time.

$3.99 for the 7 oz box. Sonia will throw out seven and a half stars. I'll go with six and a half for Trader Joe's Crispy Oatmeal Cookies with Sea Salt.

Bottom line: 7 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Chicken Mole

Believe it or not, this is actually the third mole product we've reviewed on this blog. The earliest instance was back in 2012 in the form of a frozen dish that came with its own white rice. The second was a "pumpkin mole burrito" just five years back. The first was quite similar to this product and got a thumbs up from our team, and while the second wasn't a complete disaster, it was simply nothing like the mole that Sonia and I are used to.

For $6.99, you get a pound of mole here. It's similar to what Sonia would call "mole rojo" or red mole. The richness and color comes from a variety of peppers including pasilla and guajillo rather than chocolate or peanut butter. The packaging even states that "most moles don't contain chocolate." That was certainly not my experience in Los Angeles, with numerous co-workers and friends who grew up with the dish introducing me to chocolate or peanut butter-based moles almost universally—including Sonia and her family.

Nevertheless, this mole rojo will get a thumbs up from both Sonia and me despite it proclaiming so boldly that it's made with dark meat chicken. Sonia always grew up with mole that used chicken breast, and I'm a much bigger fan of white meat than dark meat.

The sauce is thick and bold enough that the type of meat doesn't matter much. It's mild to moderate in the spice department—I'd say about a 4 out of 10—and more importantly, it's quite flavorful and delicious. There are plenty of medium-sized chunks of shredded chicken throughout the dish and every bite has more than enough sauce. We served it with nothing but white rice and it worked out great.

Pick up this seven dollar product in the frozen aisle. It's a great introduction to the world of mole and less expensive than most restaurant offerings. We'd buy it again. Eight out of ten stars from Sonia and me for Trader Joe's Chicken Mole.

Bottom line: 8 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Organic Chicken & Brown Rice Recipe Jerky Sticks and Trader Joe's Beef Recipe Jerky Strips Dog Treats

Our dogs really like these treats. They both appear to be repackagings of some doggie snacks that have been around TJ's for years. We did a review of the chicken sticks long ago.

Trader Joe's Chicken Recipe Jerky Sticks for Dogs

I'm really shocked at the number of comments on that review claiming that people's dogs got very sick after eating those treats. There are even reddit threads mentioning the same—that these dog treats make certain dogs very ill, giving them diarrhea for days on end.

Once in a while, our dogs will overeat and will be susceptible to a small amount of vomiting when they do so. We try to control their portions and not let them pig out too much. Obviously, since our dogs are little, we break treats like these into much smaller bites before giving them to our furry friends. For the most part, we've never had trouble with these or any other Trader Joe's brand dog treats throughout the years.

It's $3.49 for the chicken sticks and $2.99 for the beef strips. We pick these up not on every TJ's run but once or twice a year on average. We'll throw out eight and a half paw prints for Trader Joe's Organic Chicken & Brown Rice Recipe Jerky Sticks and eight out of ten for Trader Joe's Beef Recipe Jerky Strips. Let us know how your dogs handle these treats in the comments section.

Trader Joe's Chicken Recipe Jerky Sticks: Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10 paw prints.

Trader Joe's Beef Recipe Jerky Strips: Bottom line: 8 out of 10 paw prints.

Trader Joe's Organic Concord Grape Jelly

If I go for a month or two without having a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and then out of the blue I decide to make one just out of desperation or lack of cold cuts in the fridge or whatever, there's this moment where I'm like "why do I not eat this every day?" Child-like wonder washes over me as I slurp the little dab of jelly trying to escape from the layers of bread, and I contemplate why I even buy meat and cheese in the first place.

A PB&J sandwich is sweet like a dessert, but the peanut butter has protein and it's just as satisfying and filling as a turkey and Swiss sandwich. Anyway, I guess I'm supposed to be reviewing Trader Joe's Organic Concord Grape Jelly and not a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But really, in our household at least, that's about all we use grape jelly for: good old PB&J.

Once in a while, Sonia will do cream cheese and jelly on bread or a bagel. The only time I ever do that is immediately after watching Sonia eat it because I always want what she's eating or drinking. It's uncanny. The only exception is coffee. She's constantly drinking coffee and it rarely looks or smells appealing to me. I digress.

I like the ingredients here. I kinda wish "concord grape juice" was higher than "sugar" on the list, but hey, at least they're both organic. The vast majority of other leading brands sweeten their jelly with HFCS, although a few—like Welch's—offer "natural" alternatives with real sugar. At any rate, this jelly is sweet and grape-a-licious. It's not as good as Bonne Maman, but I'd put it at least on par with all the typical name brand jellies you commonly find in grocery stores.

$3.49 for the 20 oz squeeze bottle. Would buy again. Eight out of ten stars a piece from Sonia and me for Trader Joe's Organic Concord Grape Jelly.

Bottom line: 8 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Just the Clusters Vanilla Almond Granola

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. But what if I eat cereal in the afternoon or a Pop-Tart after midnight? Those are breakfast foods, but I often eat them at not-so-breakfasty times. If I eat steak at 6:30 in the morning, is that still my most important meal of the day? Or do I need to consume it as "part of a complete breakfast" with juice, toast, and milk? If I purchase an Egg McMuffin at 11am and eat it at noon, does that count as breakfast or lunch?

The answers to these questions and more...are definitely not in this food review. But what I will tell you is that this cereal tastes good, provided you're a fan of vanilla, granola, and almonds. It's crunchy, clustery, and filling. It's sweet but not too sweet. Sonia likes it with yogurt. Bonus: the bag is resealable.

The nuts are just slivers. I wouldn't have minded bigger almond chunks and more of them. Some of the granola clusters are too big. Also, canola oil is the third ingredient—even higher than rice flour. It's "expeller pressed canola oil" if that makes a difference. I'll let you tell me if it does or not.

$3.79 for the eight serving bag. I could be wrong, but I think this product was only $3.29 a couple years back. Also, Sonia thinks it tasted more like vanilla before this most recent repackaging. Oh well. Seven and a half out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Just the Clusters Vanilla Almond Granola. Seven out of ten from the beautiful wifey.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.