Trader Joe's Honey Crisp Apple Cinnamon Greek Yogurt

I assumed that both Sonia and I would enjoy this product—that we'd like it but not love it, that I'd be a little more critical of it than she would be, and that she'd do most of the raving and I'd do most of the ranting. Well, I was right about the first part.

We both give this product a thumbs up in the end, but I'm the one doing it a bit more enthusiastically. Yes, yes, it has a lot of added sugar. It has exactly double the added sugar of the product we looked at last week: Icelandic Style Skyr Yogurt. The thing is: this product tastes like dessert to me while the skyr tastes like something I'd eat just because it's healthy. This offering still has the beneficial live yogurt cultures AND I would actually eat this product voluntarily on a regular basis. I might even eat it in place of something more indulgent, like ice cream.

To me, it's that good. It has enough sweetness—both from 10 grams of added sugar as well as the natural sweetness of Honeycrisp apples—to counterbalance the intrinsic tartness of Greek yogurt. It's "sweet and sour" in a way I never thought would work but somehow does. There's a fair amount of cinnamon and generous quantities of apple bits throughout it in my opinion, though the beautiful wifey thought it could use more of both.

The texture is thick like any other Greek yogurt. You can see and feel the Honeycrisp apple in the product, and to a lesser degree, you can feel the faint grit of the cinnamon. It's a very nice mouthfeel overall.

At 99¢ for the 5.3 oz cup, it's definitely among the least expensive yogurt products I've come across in a while. Kosher. I'd definitely buy it again and Sonia would possibly consider a repurchase. Eight and half stars from me for Trader Joe's Honey Crisp Apple Cinnamon Greek Yogurt. The beautiful wifey gives it seven and a half stars.

Bottom line: 8 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese Bites

If Trader Joe's Mac & Cheese Bites had an illegitimate lovechild with Trader Joe's Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese, it would undoubtedly be called Trader Joe's Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese Bites and it would look and taste a whole lot like this product. Four bucks. From frozen to ready in ten minutes in the air fryer at 400°F.

The outsides of the bites are nice and crispy, but their insides are warm, cheesy, and soft. There's a surprising amount of actual butternut squash in the product. It's accompanied by a subtle spice blend including onion, garlic, nutmeg, and sage. There's cheddar and gouda cheeses, and the whole effect is very creamy. Once they've cooled down, the little spheres are stable enough that you can eat them with your hands despite their supple, gooey centers.

Butternut squash isn't an intense flavor in and of itself. The overall effect is comforting but the flavor isn't particularly pungent. I'm still trying to figure out what that red dipping sauce is on the cover art for this package. At first, I thought it looked like chunky salsa. The wifey thinks it's tomato sauce. That probably makes more sense.

I did try the bites with some pasta sauce, and it worked quite well. I think they would have gone with tomato soup or tomato bisque even better. A little hot sauce like Tapatio or Texas Pete wouldn't hurt either. Sonia liked them on their own sans fixins.

Limited time fall product. We would both buy Trader Joe's Butternut Squash Mac & Cheese Bites again next year. Nine out of ten stars from the beautiful wifey. I'll go with eight out of ten.

Bottom line: 8.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Pumpkins Sugar Cookie Dough

These are pretty commonplace sugar cookies in most regards. The pumpkins are cute, but they're just there for decoration. No pumpkin or pumpkin spices here. And honestly, the pumpkins aren't even all that distinct once you bake the cookies. They're like a faded shade of orange on a golden-brown background.

Flavor-wise, there's nothing wrong with these cookies. They taste like every other sugar cookie I've ever had. Particularly when they're fresh out of the oven, they're pretty scrumptious, both taste and texture-wise. They're nice and soft, warm, and the sweetness just melts in your mouth.

Unfortunately, after an hour or so, these cookies lose almost all of their charm. They get oddly hard and crunchy. They still taste fine, thankfully, but they're not the type of snack or dessert that I'm craving with any regularity. If you have a big family, it wouldn't be any problem at all to finish them within a few minutes. If you're just an individual or a couple, you might struggle to finish the dozen.

Check out the video review embedded below to see me (Nathan) refer to myself as a "culinary idiot," use a tape measure to space the cookies exactly three inches apart, and find out what the only class I ever flunked in school was. Madcap antics ensue when Sonia accidentally hits the time lapse button to record most of the video. It's five minutes of fun you don't want to miss.

$3.99 for 12 sugar cookies, each one about 2.5 inches in diameter, found in the refrigerated section. Kosher. Bake at 350° for 12 minutes (ours took closer to 15). 

Nothing particularly wrong with this product, but nothing particularly memorable either. Probably wouldn't buy again. Seven out of ten stars from me for Trader Joe's Pumpkins Sugar Cookie Dough. The beautiful wifey will go with seven and a half.

Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.