Let’s start with the texture, because texture matters. These belts are soft, flexible, and pleasantly chewy without veering into dental-work territory. You can bend them, twist them, roll them up like a fruit leather sleeping bag—no snapping, no jaw fatigue. Big win. If you’ve ever been betrayed by a candy that fought back, you’ll appreciate these.
Flavor-wise, they’re good. The strawberry taste is clean, familiar, and enjoyable. Sweet and sour in a friendly, non-threatening way. That said, let’s talk about the sour part. Or rather, the lack of commitment to sour. Trader Joe's Sour Strawberry Candy Belts are lightly tart, but they’re not making your face implode. If you’re hoping for a full pucker moment, you won’t find it here. And honestly, that’s fine—just know what you’re signing up for.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, has topped Trader Joe’s dearly departed Sour Gummy Ts and Js. They weren’t aggressively sour either, but the flavors—grapefruit, tangerine, lime, lemon—were elite-tier candy flavors. Compared to that lineup, strawberry feels a little… safe. Which brings us to the big wish: more flavors. With Sour Jelly Beans, Sour Scandinavian Swimmers, and Spooky Bats & Cats, Trader Joe’s understands that variety is the spice of sour life. Why limit these belts to just one flavor?
Still, if I had to choose a single sour flavor to live with, strawberry wouldn’t be a bad pick. Bonus points for using real sugar, apple juice concentrate, and fruit-and-vegetable-based coloring. Candy that’s trying a little to be wholesome is very on-brand.
Finally, these are a product of Turkey. Baklava? Sure. Simit bread? Absolutely. Sour candy belts? Unexpected, but okay, Turkey—you nailed the chew.
Bottom line: tasty, affordable, easy-to-like candy with great texture and solid flavor. Just don’t expect them to melt your face off. I'll go with seven out of ten stars for Trader Joe's Sour Strawberry Candy Belts. The beautiful wifey will throw out seven and a half.
Bottom line: 7.25 out of 10.



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