Trader Joe's Cranberry Clementine Greek Yogurt

Trader Joe’s Cranberry Clementine Greek Yogurt is one of those seasonal items that doesn’t shout for attention but ends up winning you over spoon by spoon. It usually shows up around the holidays, and while cranberry and clementine might sound a little festive-forced on paper, the execution here is surprisingly restrained.

First things first: the texture. This is a proper Greek yogurt—thick, dense, and creamy, very much in the same league as Fage when it comes to consistency. It’s not runny, not whipped, and not trying to be a sugar-laden dessert. A single serving feels substantial and filling, making it a solid breakfast or mid-day snack without needing much else alongside it.

Flavor-wise, Trader Joe’s Cranberry Clementine Greek Yogurt strikes a decent balance. The citrus notes from the clementine add brightness, while the cranberry brings a gentle tartness. Neither flavor dominates, and that’s the key strength here. The result is a unique flavor combination that feels refreshing rather than heavy, even with the yogurt’s thick body.

The sweetness level is a little lower than I'd prefer. It's quite tangy as one might expect from Greek yogurt. It also delivers a solid protein boost. Also, shouldn't cranberry clementine be an "all winter long" flavor rather than just a holiday one?

At 99¢ per cup, it's worth a whirl at least once just to see if you'll like it or not. It’s festive without being super gimmicky, and that’s no small feat for a seasonal dairy product. Predictably, the beautiful wifey likes it a bit more than I do, but I'm certainly not hating. Eight out of ten stars from Sonia for Trader Joe's Cranberry Clementine Greek Yogurt. Seven out of ten from me.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.