Trader Joe's Marshmallow Eggs

So these are basically Trader Joe's take on the timeless classic: Peeps. In the words of the most fanatical adult Peeps fan I know, they're "a better alternative to Peeps" with "all natural coloring." Indeed, Trader Joe's Marshmallow Eggs are colored with vegetable juice, turmeric, and spirulina. All of the ingredients seem to be above board, with the possible exception of carrageenan. But hey, a little seaweed-based emulsifier probably won't kill anybody. I'd prefer that over pork gelatin, which is what you'll find in original Peeps.

 

The marshmallow is nice and soft. There's a faint crunchiness on the outside thanks to the thin coating of fine crystallized sugar granules. These do contain pea protein, but fear not. They don't taste like pea protein. If I can taste pea protein, I'll nope out pretty fast. But these are good.

There's a creamy vanilla sweetness and an almost caramel-esque richness to them. They're very soft and fluffy, texture-wise, and they're quite satisfying. Still, in the same way I don't really crave Peeps these days, I probably wouldn't purchase this product outside of a once-a-year Easter novelty, and in reality it'll most likely be even more infrequent than that.

They come in a few different pastel colors like pink, purple, and green, but our TJ's store only had yellow Marshmallow Eggs. We picked up two packs because why the heck not? I would think the lack of gelatin would render this product as vegan, but it's not marked as such. Not sure why.

At $1.49 for three, they're worth picking up at least once to toss into Junior's Easter basket just to see how he likes them. You can always go back to the name brand if he's not into 'em. Sonia and I will polish off our two packs easily enough. We both give Trader Joe's Marshmallow Eggs seven and a half out of ten stars.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Pizza Bianca

White pizza lovers, rejoice. Because Trader Joe's just delivered something special. The new Trader Joe's Pizza Bianca is proof that tomato sauce isn’t mandatory for pizza greatness and honestly, after trying this, you might not even miss it.

Right out of the oven, the first thing that stood out to us was the dough. It’s fantastic. It's airy, crispy on the outside, and soft on the inside. The crust is made from dough that rises for a full day, creating a texture that feels closer to a bakery pie than your typical frozen option. That slow rise really shows up in the bite, giving the pizza a chewy, satisfying backbone that anchors everything else.

Speaking of everything else, this pizza boldly skips tomato sauce altogether. Instead, it leans on a creamy parmesan cheese sauce topped with mozzarella, more parm, dried onion, and rosemary. It's a combination designed to keep the cheese flavor front and center. Normally, I’m a tomato sauce loyalist, but this pie never felt like it was missing anything. The parmesan sauce and cheese medley bring plenty of richness, while the onion adds just enough sweetness to balance the savory punch.

We paired our slices with fresh arugula, which added a peppery brightness that worked beautifully. It also played nicely with a sprinkle of Trader Joe's Aglio Olio Seasoning, though honestly, this pizza doesn’t need any help. That simplicity is part of the charm. It’s flavorful enough to stand alone, but versatile enough that you can dress it up a bit if you want to.

At $4.99 for a 12.2 oz pizza, the value is excellent, especially considering the quality of the crust and toppings. The size is perfect for two adults for dinner. This is an easy repeat buy, and it’s heading straight into our personal pantheon of Trader Joe’s favorites.

The beautiful wifey gives Trader Joe's Pizza Bianca nine and a half stars. I'm officially going with a nine out of ten. The only real downside is that you might wish the pizza were bigger. This is one white pizza that absolutely earns a permanent spot in the freezer.

Bottom line: 9.25 out of 10.