Trader Joe's 2 Affogatos

If you love the taste of coffee, then Trader Joe’s 2 Affogatos might be right up your alley. If you’re like me and mostly view coffee as a delivery vehicle for cream and sugar…well, buckle up.

First things first: this is an import. But not the kind you might expect. When you think affogato, you probably picture an elegant Italian cafe with a tiny spoon and someone named Giuseppe dramatically pouring espresso over gelato. Instead, this product is imported from Thailand, which was a bit surprising. Not bad. Just unexpected. Kind of like if someone tried to sell you Pad Thai imported from Italy. No offense to Thailand. It just feels like we swapped passports somewhere along the way.

Preparation is pleasantly simple. Keep the cups frozen, then when dessert time rolls around, dump the little packet of instant coffee into the center of the frozen dessert and add hot water. That’s it. In about ten seconds you’ve got yourself a DIY affogato situation.

Flavor-wise? Trader Joe's 2 Affogatos absolutely taste like coffee. No ambiguity here. The vanilla non-dairy frozen dessert does a nice job softening the bitterness, creating a creamy, melty coffee float vibe. But the coffee flavor still comes through loud and clear. For hardcore coffee fans like Sonia, this is a win. She gave it seven and a half stars and would most likely buy this product again.

For me, though? I’m more coffee-neutral. I don’t hate it, but I don’t exactly crave it either. And because the coffee flavor dominates, the whole experience leans a bit too espresso-forward for my taste. I'm throwing out six and a half out of ten stars.

Another downside: the servings are tiny. At $4.49 for two small cups, the portion-to-price ratio feels a little stingy. That said, I appreciate the creativity and the vegan-friendly approach. The dessert itself is fully vegan, which is cool. I’m also curious how it would taste if you swapped the hot water for hot milk—or hot oat milk or coconut milk if you want to keep it plant-based. That might make the whole thing richer and more indulgent.

Trader Joe's 2 Affogatos Vanilla Non-Dairy Frozen Desserts are neat to try, great for coffee lovers, but probably not a repeat buy for me. Still, if Trader Joe’s ever releases a full dairy Italian-import affogato, I’m absolutely lining up to try that one.

Sonia's score: 7.5 out of 10.

Nathan's score: 6.5 out of 10.

Trader Joe's Spicy Alfredo Fusilloni Pasta

Trader Joe's loves to mash up flavors from different parts of the world and see what happens. Their Spicy Alfredo Fusilloni Pasta with gochujang sauce is a perfect example of that philosophy: a creamy Italian classic colliding with a bold Korean staple.

For $4.79 you get a full pound of pasta, and it’s not just any pasta. This is imported Italian fusilloni, which is essentially the big, burly cousin of standard fusilli. The spirals are noticeably larger, thicker, and sturdier, which turns out to be a great choice here because they hold onto the sauce beautifully. Each twist grabs onto that creamy, spicy coating, making every bite flavorful.

The sauce is where things get interesting. Traditional Alfredo provides the rich, creamy base, but it’s blended with gochujang, the fermented Korean chili paste that brings a subtle sweetness, a little tang, and a gentle heat. It’s an unusual combination on paper, but in practice it works surprisingly well. The result is creamy, savory, and slightly spicy without overwhelming the pasta.

Speaking of spice, don’t expect this to blow your head off. The heat level of Trader Joe's Spicy Alfredo Fusilloni Pasta lands somewhere around a three or four out of ten. It’s enough to let you know the gochujang is there, but it stays firmly in the “family friendly” zone. If you’re a spice lover, you may find yourself doing what Sonia did—adding an extra squirt of gochujang or two to kick things up a notch.

Flavor-wise, we both enjoyed it quite a bit. The pasta texture is excellent, the sauce is rich and well balanced, and the fusion concept actually delivers. That said, we do have one small gripe: we wish there were some vegetables mixed in. A little broccoli, spinach, or even peppers would help turn this into a more complete one-pan meal. Of course, you can easily add your own, but part of the appeal of products like this is convenience.

Still, it’s perfectly good on its own, and the flavors are satisfying enough to keep you coming back for another forkful. All things considered, Sonia and I give Trader Joe’s Spicy Alfredo Fusilloni Pasta a solid seven and a half out of ten stars. A fun fusion idea, tasty sauce, and excellent pasta. Just bring your own veggies and protein if you want to round it out.

Bottom line: 7.5 out of 10.