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Friday, September 7, 2012

Trader Joe's Petite Cocoa Batons

In honor of this particular petite product, I'm going to write only a petite (by my standards) review of Trader Joe's Petite Cocoa Batons. No tangential ramblings. No lengthy sidebars. No nothing but my straightforward opinion about the product at hand. Okay, here we go.

Actually, that's just a polite way to say that there's nothing much to say about these mini choco-sticks. Well, to call them a stick, much less a baton, is a bit of an overstatement. To me, a baton is something able to be twirled about by a color guard member in a parade, and a stick is something I should poke my sister with. These, friends, are neither. Call them a teeny roll or micro-wonton
, but don't call them a baton, because the only place these will be twirled with the all the freedom afforded by being baton is in your mouth or tummy because they're so small, like an quarter by half an inch, maybe. You can't even swish your coffee with these guys. It's not a baton.

But they are petite, and they're certainly full of cocoa, but again, that's about all I can say. Imagine a wafery Cocoa Puff with a kinda creamy center, and that's about what these are. They're light, airy, and crispy, with a lil' dollop in the middle, and that's about it. If hungry, I could probably eat the whole box and not be remotely satisfied. After just a few of them, the taste doesn't do all that much for me, anyways. They're actually kinda boring. I suppose they could be a nice companion for that aforementioned cup of coffee as part of your a petit dejeuner, but other than that, I feel a little silly just munching on them as I sit on my couch writing this review.

Anyways, Sandy likes 'em, with the disclaimer she'd prefer they sided more towards gran than petit. Me too. I'd imagine at least then there'd be something more we could do with these choco-batons than just munch them on down. Overall, they're probably not a repeat purchase unless when Baby M gets a little older and we want to give her a mini treat for doing something good....eh....they'll probably be discontinued by then anyways, which begs the question of why on God's green earth these or these are still available. Anyways, however you want to split our score below between Sandy and me, you're probably right.

Bottom line: Trader Joe's Petite Cocoa Batons: 5.5 out of 10 Golden Spoons
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3 comments:

  1. I and my kids actually love these but do agree that they are just too petite and the box itself does not come with enough to make it a satisfying snack. Wish they at least came in a bigger box.
    P/S been reading your blog for a while and totally enjoy it. Our family loves TJs!

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  2. I think these would be nice as "sprinkles" something you use to decorate a cake, or top ice cream, but not great as a standalone snack.

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  3. I just bought these and I think they are AMAZING. True, you need a handful to really enjoy them, but the creamy chocolate paired with the crispy cookie is divine. I usually grab about 5 of them every time I enter my kitchen...they are that dangerous. I don't mind them being so small because then I can justify having more of them at one time...

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