But then again...who drinks rum straight?!?!?! Not me.
Not sure what the gods have to do with it, but it mixes well with others. Fancy a rum and coke? Yes. Put some extra jolly in your winter wassail? Absolutely. Spike your egg nog? Full speed ahead, Captain...I mean, not "Captain" like Captain Morgan...sigh. Regardless, it all works, and for a pretty low price - I think I paid about $8 or $9 a few months back at the Princeton, NJ store for this.
It won't make you the hit of your holiday party, but at least it'll be a less of a hit to your wallet.
Bottom line: Trader Joe's Rum of the Gods: 6 out of 10 Golden Spoons