"I like them." "They're a little different, but good." "I mean, they aren't like my new favorite thin...

Sonia let me eat these crackers in our bed. She didn't really have a choice. It's not like I asked permission. She was still as...

Ah, it's springtime, and the forsythias are blooming again. Who knew forsythia bushes yielded green olives? Not this guy, that's ...

Every once in a while, Sonia and I will get so busy that we'll go a few weeks without a Trader Joe's run, and we'll glance in ...

As I sit here pondering how to kick off this croissini review, my mind wanders to the significance of the number  twenty-seven , as in th...

Bottom line: 10 out of 10.

As you may recall, ice cream is a certain kind of currency in our family, good for all kinds of bribery... Well, what about candy? Can...

Wait...what? Rereads package several times Well, I'll be... Alright, listen. I have no idea what the actual name of this product...

We're beginning to approach the end of my oldest daughter's first formal year of schooling, and I'm continually amazed by how ...

Oh ice cream, what would we do without you? This is a serious question. Listen, if I want anyone to do anything in my family, bribery ...

So if chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows...chocolate eggs come from chocolate chickens, right? That's gotta be how that works. ...

Congrats, it's been done. It was bound to sooner or later. After eight years and hundreds of reviews, I've been thoroughly stump...

My wife doesn't always believe everything I tell her. For whatever reason, I'm struggling to think of a concise, simple example ...

It's a rare condition that I link to the  same seven-year-old post  twice in a single week, but that's what we're gonna have ...

In addition to fraternity hazing deaths,  sports victory-inspired riots , and a few other things too heinous to even mention on this blo...

About this same time last year, I waxed poetic about love and marriage, inspired by some  heart-shaped cookies from Trader Joe's . It...

Let's have a moment of honesty here, please. Do you really need me to tell you to go out and get Trader Joe's Baked Churro Bites...

Hrmm, let's see. Gluten free. Oats. Cranberries. Gulp...flax seeds. And in a cookie too? What? Jeez oh man, what kinda healthy hippi...

Certain yummy things come from the ground. Potatoes, for example.  I'd add chickpeas, lentils, and beans to that list, among othe...