Ah, Sour Patch Kids. The American standard for tooth-rotting, roof-of-mouth-irritating, zero nutritional value, sugary, soury sweetness—an...

Thanks to the Hawaiian-themed grocery store called  Trader Joe's , vegetarian cowboys are now a thing. What vegetarianism and cowboys ...

As I sit here composing this blog post, I am, rather hypocritically, eating a non-gluten-free slice of pizza. And although I was diagnosed...

Kinda disappointingly, there's no great or even interesting story behind why the famed Huy Fong brand of sriracha sauce is also called...

With a couple exceptions here or there , as a rule I don't write or talk too much about my kiddos on here. No particular reason why, ...

Conceivably, there's any number of ways to start off a review regarding beef jerky, so let's do something a little unexpected here...

One of the perks of my moonlight gig as one of the nation's foremast amateur-hack foodie reviewers of all-things-Trader-Joe's is g...

So, everyone has their own little pet irrational fears, right? I sure do. My big one is being buried alive. No idea where that one comes f...

Has it really been five long months since our last beverage review? It's high time we checked out some of TJ's luscious new liquid...

Here's a recent realization: Trader Joe's is as bad as Target. You know what I mean. You go to Target for some toiletries, some...

"Oooooh these are going to be trouble," Sandy said the other night when we finally ripped the bag of Trader Joe's Partially ...

Trader Joe's Kettle Popped Sweet and Salty Popcorn Chips, Whole Grain with Chia Seeds, Flax Seeds, Whole Quinoa, Sunflower Seeds. ...

You readers are so smart. S-m-r-t . No, seriously. I'm going to pick up just a recent example: The one who pointed out that the "...

In their tradition of excellent coconut products like  Pancakes ,  Creamer , and  Cooking Spray , Trader Joe's has offered us an inex...

Trader Joe's is in the business of selling exotic caramels. And we're in the business of reviewing them. Some time ago, Russ and S...

As a self-professed non-fan of  dark chocolate , some of you are probably starting to wonder why we review it so much. Well, the main reas...

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