Sonia and I are celebrating our 14th anniversary this week, so among other things, we decided to break open this Celebration Cake Gelato sin...

You know what makes apple flavored stuff taste better? Apple, apple, and more apple. The greater the quantity of real apple, the better. I g...

I know, I know. Pumpkin triggers some of you. It seems to be especially bad when it's "pumpkin spice." I think "pumpkin s...

So...consuming this product has been one of those experiences that has me questioning numerous decisions I've made in the past. Namely: ...

Butter and maple syrup: the two best parts of the pancake, together at last, without all that pesky bread getting in the way. If a charming ...

My dad used to make pumpkin muffins with barley flour back when I was a kid. I got sick of them pretty fast, but I didn't have the heart...

Well this stuff is clearly just Trader Joe's Chili Onion Crunch plopped on top of a traditional tub of hummus. That's not quite as ...

I think Trader Joe's had a whole bunch of rosemary and rosemary-laden nuts left over from that Rosemary's Baby mix or whatever it w...

When I was a kid, I got called "Blondie" quite a bit. It was usually old people using the term. Out of respect for my elders I ref...

Of the "big three" fall foods—pumpkin, apple, and maple—at least one isn't really a fall food at all, at least not in terms of...

Ah, the very first NEW fall product of the season. You can just taste the anticipation in the air with a knife. Er, wait. That's not rig...

It's been a hot minute since we finished this bottle of Trader Joe's Panama Rum, so I did a brief internet search to refresh my memo...

Wait a minute. This isn't a fall food. Watermelon is more summery than autumnal. True. We're still doing non-fall food reviews on th...

This is the third installment of our Trader Joe's canned organic sparkling apple cider vinegar beverage series. Most of you remember the...

If you've been following this blog for any significant amount of time, you'll know I'm a big fan of lemon flavored stuff. And if...

About nine and a half years ago, we looked at Trader Joe's other mainstay cherry juice in a glass bottle, Trader Joe's 100% Cherry J...

Vinaigrette. Is it like the female version of "vinegar"? I mean, we have Smurfette, who's the original female Smurf. Then we m...

The thing about toffee is that I don't like dentists. I feel like every time I eat it that I'm tempting fate to snap off one of my t...