This is Shandra. This is not an awesome (or even "passably good") picture, courtesy of my new cheapo cellphone, but Shandra, and i...

Five little pumpkins sitting on a gate: The first one said, "Oh my, it's time we ate!" The second one said, "There are ...

Maybe it's because I don't like  coffee  that much, or maybe it's because my taste buds are overloaded with  pumpkin , but I...