Then several years later, we learned of a Greek Spiral, whose purpose was quite obviously to usher five different cheeses into our reality, and to disappoint Russ and Sandy, thus temporarily distracting them from their true purpose and role in saving humanity from the aforementioned apocalypse.
Similarly, Sonia and I have recently been made aware of a swarm of smaller Greek spirals featuring only two cheeses, but containing leeks as well. These leaky leek spirals leaked Greek grease cheekily onto streaky sheets in our oven, but the final product was not particularly greasy in my opinion—at least not when compared to other similar Greek phyllo dough-based products.
The true purpose of this miniature Greek spiral swarm has not yet been uncovered as of the date of this food review's publication.
It may have something to do with the leek's "unique combination of flavonoids and sulfur-containing nutrients" healing this food reviewer from his current ailment, which may, in turn, be fueling some more-imaginitive-than-usual musings about this fairly run-of-the-mill Trader Joe's pastry.
The dough is somewhat flaky and soft. The filling isn't particularly cheesy, but there's a mild feta-esque flavor present. And the onion-ish hints of the leek are most definitely in there, too. It's not an overbearing flavor—it's subtle, like all the truly great powers in the universe tend to be.
Three and a half interdimensional portals out of five from me. Three and a half from Sonia.
Bottom line: 7 out of 10.
I think this would be ideal for a last minute party appReplyDelete
I'm going to have to try those. I'm really hoping you'll be reviewing the boxes of frozen crab meat. :)ReplyDelete
I also hope you're going to review the box of frozen crab meat. I bought a box yesterday and put it in the freezer but haven't used it yetReplyDelete
hi, i hope you didn't buy the wild caught crab meat in a box. it is disgusting. it is going back.Delete
These are not good at all. Too spinach tasting. Yucky. Will be throwing out half a package.ReplyDelete